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lyra/dicks
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 7:17 pm 
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[7:29:17 PM] Yeili says: twilight princess
[7:29:18 PM] [stupid is as stupid does] lyra says: in bed
[7:29:18 PM] Yeili says: OHHHHH


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[7:48:02 PM] Gogh T. says: I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEEEEEEEL
[7:48:06 PM] [stupid is as stupid does] lyra says: ...
[7:48:07 PM] Gogh T. says: brb food


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[8:28:54 PM] Ryu says: baww... damned christman tree...
[8:29:11 PM] [stupid is as stupid does] lyra says: ...christman?


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[8:55:53 PM] Yeili says: I'm EPIC with Ganon
[8:55:59 PM] Ryu says: in bed
[8:56:00 PM] Yeili says: BUT I HATE HIM SO MUCCCCCCH


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[8:56:03 PM] [stupid is as stupid does] lyra says: I played as Roy for two years but still was better...
[8:56:04 PM] Ryu says: in bed
[8:56:06 PM] [stupid is as stupid does] lyra says: HATE SEX


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[9:09:22 PM] Error 404: Name not found says: DON'T YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

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[8:28:54 PM] Ryu says: baww... damned christman tree...
[8:29:11 PM] [stupid is as stupid does] lyra says: ...christman?
[/quote] Oh you~

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[10:47:37 PM] Sceb says: I suppose I could wear a crocodile outfit if it turns out I can perform autofellatio.

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Yeili
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[1:01:56 AM] Yeili says: ...I have four voicemail messages with just beeping.
[1:02:20 AM] Star says: It's obviously your robotic secret admirer.
[1:02:34 AM] Star says: *beeps at you* <3~
[1:02:40 AM] Yeili says: 8D

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QDB 63337 wrote:
VarnTheGreat: I have some orange drink thing here and grape juice.
VarnTheGreat: Do I mix them together?
xTedHeadx: Yes.
xTedHeadx: Make groringe juice.
xTedHeadx: ...No, that sounds too much like groin juice.
VarnTheGreat: Haha.
xTedHeadx: Make orrape juice.
xTedHeadx: ...Yeah I don't think they'll mix well, judging by the names.
VarnTheGreat: Hahahaha.


QDB 75584 wrote:
xTedHeadx: My family must be like the worst Jews in history.
xTedHeadx: We celebrated Hanukkah by going out for lobster.


QDB 62507 wrote:
xTedHeadx: GNAAAAHHH CAT ON BACK
xTedHeadx: CATS ARE SHARP


QDB 101382 wrote:
Varnthegreat: I have to go pee and then fill an empty Gatorade bottle with Mountain Dew.
xtedheadx: Please please please get confused in the middle of doing that.


This, kids, is why we don't post IM conversations to bash.org.

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lyra/dicks
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I just realized something; I can't remember who Error 404 is.

STOP CHANGING YOUR GODDAMN NAMES YOU PEOPLE.

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iconsting: [5:13] I'm in ur hard drive, deleting ur pr0nz

iconsting: [5:13] lol

nutmegmeg: [5:14] i'm at your party, stealin' ur high5's

iconsting: [5:14] I'm in ur attic stealin ur christmas presents!

nutmegmeg: [5:15] i'm in ur comforter stealin' ur comforts

iconsting: [5:15] I'm in ur mom stealin ur you-don't-wanna-know.
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Yeili
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lyrasen wrote:
I just realized something; I can't remember who Error 404 is.
STOP CHANGING YOUR GODDAMN NAMES YOU PEOPLE.


That would be Def. :U

Okay, so Deuce was making a hat that this one video game character wears, and she said...
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Deuce: "How long do you want the dangling parts to be, Yeili?"
Me: "Same length as yours. Long."
Shaggy: "Heheheheh. Dangling parts."
Deuce & Yeili: *think for a second*
Deuce: "YOU SURE ABOUT THOSE DANGLING PARTS YEILI"
Yeili: "I WANT THEM LONG LIKE YOURS"

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KA-DOOM
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[8:18:37 PM] lyra says: You're not doing a very good job
[8:18:37 PM] Awesome says: inbedrite
[8:18:41 PM] Deuce says: i know


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[8:22:09 PM] Josh says: Just pictured you laying in a giant booty...like some obscene hairy hotdog...

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Deuce
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[9:22:12 PM] Deuce says: I have a big booty bed, but I don't care
[9:22:16 PM] Deuce says: I WANT ALLLLL OF IT TO MYSELF
[9:22:26 PM] Ka Doom says: You sleep in a booty bed?
[9:22:30 PM] Ka Doom says: Gross.
[9:22:41 PM] Deuce says: my bed does come into contact with my booty quite often, yes
[9:22:50 PM] Deuce says: it's a bed for my booty
[9:23:17 PM] Deuce says: and since my booty is connected to the rest of me, my bed can deal with it and let my booty have some company

And that's why Josh pictured me as a big obscene hairy hotdog.

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[10:00:00 PM] Darkly says: SPORK MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
[10:00:03 PM] lyra says: WHICH MEANS FUCK IN LYRA LANGUAGE

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Mister Sid Cinnamoni
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Ahem! I have an AIM too!
Please message me for the name.
I expect tons of requests by tomorrow.
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...

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...;__;

I don't like waiting: SidSiddo :Pedobears eat me'

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Pagetty Getetty~


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Yeili
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[12/23/2008 11:56:20 PM] Deuce says: HEY YEILI YOU'RE THE MOMMY IN THE RELATIONSHIP
[12/23/2008 11:56:24 PM] Deuce says: I WEAR THE PANTS AROUND HERE
[12/23/2008 11:56:29 PM] Deuce says: you can have the capris
[12/23/2008 11:56:32 PM] Yeili says: Awww
[12/23/2008 11:56:38 PM] Yeili says: Can't I just wear shorts?
[12/23/2008 11:56:50 PM] Darkly says: You can't wear anything.
[12/23/2008 11:56:52 PM] Deuce says: shorts are fine too
[12/23/2008 11:56:57 PM] Yeili says: o_o
[12/23/2008 11:57:02 PM] Yeili says: Darkly, what?
[12/23/2008 11:57:05 PM] Deuce says: darkly stop hitting on my wife
[12/23/2008 11:57:07 PM] Deuce says: i stab you
[12/23/2008 11:57:09 PM] Deuce says: with needles
[12/23/2008 11:57:10 PM] Darkly says: Um.
[12/23/2008 11:57:11 PM] Darkly says: CHRISTMAS

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Darkly, stop hitting on your mother.

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