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Merlin
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Do you follow Kepler's Laws? Because from now on you're sweeping my kitchen everyday.

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Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.

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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.



So that's what that is.

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Lolita wrote:
Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.



So that's what that is.

It's a pickup line that both entices and informs!

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Merlin
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Imagine you've been wandering through a desert for days and you find a a water fountain shaped like a penis. Demonstrate, on me, what you would do in that circumstance.

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I LEGITIMATELY RESPECT YOUR FEELINGS

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I LEGITIMATELY RESPECT YOUR FEELINGS

...WITH MY DICK


And by "respect" I mean by "slap". And by "feelings" I mean "face".

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Let's get medieval on dat booty.

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I'm not a womanizer, but I think it might be nice to womanize you.
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MISTER I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU.

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WE MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER.

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WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON.

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I'LL POUND YOU WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON.

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I'LL POUND YOU WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON.


Meet me at the Sheriton hotel in Indianapolis and we can get this party started.

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MY LOVE FOR YOU BURNS WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE.

OH WAIT, THAT'S JUST THE HERPES.

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