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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:15 pm 
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The only thing I really worry about (other than the process of giving birth) when it comes to having kids is the fact that I just know I'd be one of those paranoid parents who's all like "OH GOSH MY KID IS A FEW SECONDS LATE HOME HE/SHE MUST BE DEAD", since I always fear the worst about things.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:18 pm 
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I'd be the dad who's never home.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:21 pm 
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I don't like kids. Never have, especially not the newborns who begin screaming no matter where they are.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:55 pm 
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I don't like kids, don't have much of a desire to sire any brood spawn.
Plus I wouldn't want to put my wife through pregnancy and child birth, or cater to her whilst pregnant and birthing.
Perhaps I'll adopt a well mannered teenage boy.
Oh wait.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:57 pm 
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I do not understand how people cannot want to have kids in some way

I'm not even sexually motivated but I still want to have kids

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:59 pm 
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As for having kids, I'm neutral, but if I were a man, I think I would want to be a father much more than I want to be a mother now. I think maybe it would be to prove that men do have caring and nurturing natures. (Why wouldn't they? In before huge genetics/psychology debate.)

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:03 pm 
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Game Angel wrote:
As for having kids, I'm neutral, but if I were a man, I think I would want to be a father much more than I want to be a mother now. I think maybe it would be to prove that men do have caring and nurturing natures. (Why wouldn't they? In before huge genetics/psychology debate.)

To say that we don't have caring or nurturing instincts/natures is redonkulous.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:27 pm 
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Mr. Mander wrote:
I do not understand how people cannot want to have kids in some way

I'm not even sexually motivated but I still want to have kids

Because kids are gross, and expensive.

Actually most people (male and female) I know say they don't ever want kids.
I know most people say that when they're young and that eventually they change their minds...but still.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:48 pm 
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Taxicab Samurai wrote:
Game Angel wrote:
As for having kids, I'm neutral, but if I were a man, I think I would want to be a father much more than I want to be a mother now. I think maybe it would be to prove that men do have caring and nurturing natures. (Why wouldn't they? In before huge genetics/psychology debate.)

To say that we don't have caring or nurturing instincts/natures is redonkulous.


All the time I used to hear ridiculous stereotypes about men and women that were equally stupid, and I'm pretty sure that even if I was a guy I would fight against them. I dunno.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
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I spend way too much fucking cheddar. I mean, it's not like I'm not concious of it, but still I spend and come up with some stupid reason why I can.

I really need to fix this.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:15 am 
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I am very much looking forward to having a family.

I don't like to party.

I get anxious being around peers.



I am kind of nervous about meeting some AZ members irl.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:40 am 
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Don't worry.
I'll barely stab you.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
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Despite being very afraid of them, I am quite fascinated with bees. I have always loved the thought of making a weapon that uses bees and using it on criminals like some sort of crazy superhero. I'd be Bee-Man, Bee Keeper of the Universe. Yes, perfect.


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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:20 am 
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I hated kids all the way up to like...a year and a half ago? Now I....tolerate them. They're cute until they start getting to "that age" where they stop caring what their parents say and get into EVERYTHING. Usually around 5-10 or so. Or maybe it's just the kids I'm around but that age group is when they become rebellious BRATS and do the "you're not my mama" thing and dig in my game cabinet and leave the discs on the floor and torture my animals and leave a huge mess everywhere they go :|


I never wanted kids but Tuxedo Mask does. I'll probably have one (or two MAYBE) but I think I'll be one of those girls who has no maternal insticts whatsoever until AFTER I have kids. I mean I DO have maternal instincts..........toward animals :T But not humans.

I can see myself when they hand my baby to me I'm gonna be like MOM WHAT DO I DO WITH IT

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:18 am 
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The skeletons of human babies are one the few things that creep me the fuck out.

I refused to go into one of the rooms in a museum when I was a kid because there was a baby/infant skeleton in there.

I'm over that now (actually I quite enjoy horrific and macabre things), but I still find them a little unnerving.

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