AWKWARD ZOMBIE

"I-I'm a writer."

"What? As in.. you write letters 'n such?"

"N-not exactly."


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"It's a helluva thing, killing a man. You take away all he's got. All he ever had, all he ever was gonna have."


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"YOU MAKE SURE NED GETS GOOD BURIAL, OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL COME BACK TO THIS TOWN AND KILL ALL OF YOU SONS OF BITCHES!"


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"So, English Bob was the better shot?"

"Hell no, Corky coulda killed him if he had two pistols. Shame he didn't, because the first one he had blew up in his hand. The man always said he had a pistol and big dick, maybe he shoulda stuck with two pistols."

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"Ey Blondie what the fuck man I thought we had a truce!"

"You know, I'd save my breath if I was you. It's about.. 70 miles to the next town.. Later partner."

"Fuck you Blooondieeee!"

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"Put your head in the noose."

"Wh-What. No, nononono NO. We came all this way and you're gonna make m-"

"Shut up and do it."

"Okay then." ~Raising Arizona. Not a line, but I often find myself singing over and over a part of the credit song. "HOUUUUUU-EEE HOUUUU-EE-OOOOOOOAOOOOOO"

"BUT THE BATMAN" -Batman Begins. Scarecrow is silly.

Also I hate whenever you're trying to read a book and something keeps interrupting you over and over so you end up rereading the same sentence over and over and AUGHH

the courage that you gave me was

okkusenman!
okkusenman!

"Men sleep tonight with hands of bone.
They will awake with hands of steel.
With these hands, we will destroy.
With these hands, we will rebuild."
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"So listen up boy! Or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today."
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"Harmen...the size of the world has changed. It's changed to the size where you can control it with your hands, just like a PDA. The world will...keep getting smaller."

"...Who the fuck are you?"

"I am Jigme! I come from Tibet! I want to defeat the Chinese oppressors in kickball!"

"Why?"

"I HATE FUCKING CHINESE."

We will raise our hands above us
Cold steel shining in the sun
And with these hands that will not bleed
MY FATHER'S BATTLE WILL BE WON

At Spoony and Firestorm: o/
You two fucking made my night.

\o

No problem, man. It's always a pleasure when you post.

This is true, you ought to post more bro.

"Jacked up and good to go."

I probably should. I love this forum to death (even with the occasional hiccup of massive retardation fucking TMI thread)
I will now make it my duty to occasionaly post random shit that no one cares about. 1000 OR BUST MOTHA FUCKA

"In the end, lecturing a bird is a waste of time."

"I hope you don't object to my badgering the witless"

"That's right fool, it's an enemy ship!"

Batman! Always Batman! Always driving villains BATS!

He always has a sidekick, some Boy Wonder at his call,
His utility belt holds everything, can't find that at the mall,
The batmobile is super fast, there is no car that is surpassed,
It's a good thing we've got Arkham because he really drives us bats!

Drives us bats!
Drives us bats!
He really drives us bats! Bats! BATS!
He drives us bats!