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A kid threw a tape dispenser at my head on the way home from school once in Mesa.

I hated it there.

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I have severe tinnitus, making it difficult for me to sleep. Infrequently, it also drives me paranoid enough of the noises that I can't hear because of it to lie in bed cradling a crowbar.


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Sloth wrote:
A kid threw a tape dispenser at my head on the way home from school once in Mesa.

I hated it there.


And he doesn't mean just the little flimsy plastic Scotch tape ones.


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I have severe tinnitus, making it difficult for me to sleep. Infrequently, it also drives me paranoid enough of the noises that I can't hear because of it to lie in bed cradling a crowbar.


Wait what, I have this too.
I thought everybody had tinnitus.

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I think it happens to everyone, but Spoony's sounds, really severe.

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Merlin wrote:
Spoony wrote:
I have severe tinnitus, making it difficult for me to sleep. Infrequently, it also drives me paranoid enough of the noises that I can't hear because of it to lie in bed cradling a crowbar.


Wait what, I have this too.
I thought everybody had tinnitus.


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Wait what, that happens to me, too.
I thought everybody lies in their bed, unable to sleep due to the severe (fuck you Spoony) ringing in their ears.

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Yeah, I don't think that's so normal.

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I thought everybody lies in their bed, cradling a crowbar

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If I had a crowbar you can sure as Hell I'd cradle it in my bed.
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Merlin wrote:
Wait what, that happens to me, too.
I thought everybody lies in their bed, unable to sleep due to the severe (fuck you Spoony) ringing in their ears.
Possibly. Doctor said my ears got raped from too much time working in a kitchen.


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I want a crowbar.

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"SPOONY, HOW-A MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, DON'T FALL ASLEEP-A IN THE MICROWAVE!"

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