AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Because bathtubs are relaxing.

Am I funny yet

Because in the majority of cases where people cut their wrists with razorblades in an attempt to commit suicide, they do it in the bathroom, most likely because a) that's where razorblades are generally kept, and 2) it's a private, secluded location with little chance of somebody else walking in on them and intervening. As for the bathtub thing, if somebody commits suicide by cutting their wrists in the bathroom, more often than not their bodies are found in the bathtub. I suspect that the reasons behind this are 1) it's a place where you can comfortably lie down and await your death, and 2) as far as dying in a bathroom goes, there isn't a more decent place to die. The blood goes down the drain so there's little mess left behind, not to mention that your only other real choices are the floor and the toilet. In the context of suicide, the bathtub just makes sense, really, because it's the most dignified place to die when it comes to bathrooms.

Also, filling the bathtub with water and sticking your bleeding arm in it allows the blood to flow out more quickly, diffusing into the water. Thus, you die even faster.

Why do you know this

I thought that sticking your arm into the water was to make it less painful. But really, commiting suicide in the bath tub could bring on any number of changes to the suicide.
And I take or leave it if I please.

Exactly what I was thinking.

I lost pretty hard at the first one

Yaaaaaaay
unfortunately, I didnt make the joke in the first one. I heard the joke years ago and just put it in CSI form

SINCE this the Exploitable Thread, I may as well log all of the TrollShrug avatars I have made and their bases.







Again, I can make these for any person or character given they are humanoid enough. :D In fact, I love making these.

Aw.... That looks so awesome. =3
Did you do it on photobucket?

Photobucket is not an art program.

Did you mean Photoshop? No. I use GIMP.

Yeah, I meant photoshop. My mind is slightly warped after having to look at pictures of Socrates for philosophy...