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it is also used by students who cannot remember whether their teacher is a Miss or a Missus. See: Almost everyone.

Also, the "handsome" might have thrown you for a loop there. Handsome can also be used to describe who no one in their right mind would call pretty, or beautiful. But they're not bad-looking enough to be called ugly.

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Everyone ignored me ;-;

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Thus is the nature of this thread.

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Um, Kale, I can't critique things, but I liked the script, and um yes.

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So someone gave me the idea for a short story that I think is kind of interesting. Basically it's got a society in which women can't vote, but many get sex changes to get around it. I've only just started it, but I'd like to see what people think of the idea/what I have so far.

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The building was big and flashy, a sharp contrast to the overcast day. It was massive and white, probably about twelve stories high, with faux-roman columns standing sentinel outside the enormous wooden doors. The lawn was immaculate. The grass stood at full disciplined attention and there was nary a frivolous PANK flamingo or plastic windmill in sight. It was the jewel of the well-to-do neighborhood; the surrounding structures almost looked subservient to it in their lesser statures and distance from it.

Sam Reynolds frowned at it slightly as he adjusted his tie. He didn’t have anything against rich people or their choice in housing, but this one in particular tended to make him feel small and pointless, like there was nothing he could do in life of any significance. If Sam could have had his way, he would have just avoided the area so he wouldn’t have to look at it, but the job he had taken with the Census Bureau put a damper on that plan. He’d had to spend a lot of time in that particular neighborhood and had definitely gotten himself an eyeful of that house, but he had never actually gone inside of it. In his imagination it was like a museum with priceless works of art on the walls and strange deco furniture everywhere. The idea that people actually lived there seemed sort of strange, but there was no mistaking the assignment he’d received to go and speak with its owners.

Making one last check to make sure his off-the-rack suit was in good order Sam picked up his black briefcase and began carefully making his way towards the monolithic structure; carelessly strolling up to it almost seemed blasphemous somehow.


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Seems entirely disconnected to your idea so far, but I like. Do more.


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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog and Grease. The story should use drug abuse as a plot device!




"Mwahahahahahaha," the laughter rang out of Dr. Horrible as the needle fell to the ground. "The colours!"
Suddenly, someone banged on the door. "Hey, Doc!"
The doctor had crawled in under the desk and grabbed his knees as he was in foetal-position.
"We're comin' in!" several of the T-birds yelled at the same time with synonymous ways. The door flung open and splinters flew everywhere. The boys with large amount of grease in their hair stuck their head in and skimmed through the apartment. Danny Zuko took lead and said "Hey, Doc, all we want to do… is to help… Yeah, exactly." He grinned and the rest of the gang took notice and smirked as well.
"Really?" Dr. Horrible lifted his head and parked it on his desk.
"Yeah, sure," they laughed "just cough up some of the bucks you owe us."
"Oh," the doctor jumped up and walked across the room, "I got some gold bars right here!"
The gang dressed in leatherjackets clapped their hands together and rubbed them, as those greedy bastards they were.
Dr. Horrible picked up a small plastic bag that was right next to some test tubes. "Here! This is it."
"But this is just some muddy water," Zuko claimed and became aggressive. "Are you making us look like fools?!"
"No! No, no, no, no-…" Dr. Horrible was now in a loop.
"I say we beat the hell out of him." said the little fat guy that wasn't in the movie.
"Let's bust a cap in his booty," said the black guy who had Chinese facial characteristics in his face. He wasn't shown in the movie either.
"No, this is gold! I teleported it with one of my rays but the particle weren't exactly friendly to me. All gray and lifeless… Unlike now. Everything is in movement! You're like a bowl with ice cream dripping along the side."
"Screw it!" Zuko said and hit the doctor. "We're done with you. Do you have the cheddar or not?"
Dr. Horrible began to gasp for air. "No, but I can get it for you! Just let me make you a… A cheddar-ray!"
Zuko gestured negatively but began to grin. He then jabbed at Dr. Horrible. He then pulled a gun out of his leatherjacket's pocket.

The only colour that could be seen then was red.


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OKAY SO

I have a dilemma. I could keep writing that sex-change thing I posted recently (which I've gotten farther on but am now having trouble coming up with a good conflict)

I could continue writing another story that I got about halfway through before break started and has been sitting around for a while

I could start something new that I had an idea for before it goes stale in my head

Or I could be lame and do some work on an essay


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I'd say go with the one you're halfway through. If it's been sitting around for a while, it'll be easier.


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Don't think that poetry warrants an entire new thread, so I'm just going to treat this as a general creative writing thread.


    Funeral Mourning

    Stumbling, fumbling, bumbling, mumbling
    Crying all the way
    Why, oh why
    Did my best friend die
    And make me miss the game today


    The Forest Guardian

    Out upon my morning stroll
    I happened across an amusing fellow, young and droll
    I knew immediately that he was different from most
    He was excitable and passionate, with a tendency to boast
    Intrigued, I approached him, walking in plain sight
    It was at that moment our eyes met, and he challenged me to a fight
    It was a friendly competition, a test of strength and skill
    We fought for glory and honor, not for the kill
    It was a decisive battle, and it was clear that I had won
    It had ended faster than a bullet fired from a gun
    He took it gracefully, humble in his defeat
    We exchanged numbers, should we once again wish to meet
    I asked him his name, "Joseph" was his reply
    He swore to me that next time he would win, harder he would try
    As I turned and began to leave, his whisper stopped me cold
    He spoke of a treasure, greater than any prophecy had ever foretold
    My interest sufficiently piqued, I turned to look him in the face
    My expression screamed, "Tell me! Where can I find this mythical place?"
    He recognized the consumed look with but a mere glance
    Thus he turned, and tromping off in his shortened pants
    Leading me along a trail known to but only a few
    Forgotten by history, plants undisturbed, blanketed with morning dew
    Until we came until a clearing
    I could feel hidden eyes leering
    We were in their sanctuary, intruders in their home
    This place was theirs, and theirs alone to roam
    Suddenly, we stopped, before a old, large tree
    Which looked like it had been here for a millennium, maybe three
    Its branches touched the sky, in almost defiance of God
    while limbs spread wide, its tendrils seeking to cover countries abroad
    Yet this boy showed no fear in the presence of this power
    It was almost as if he wasn't even aware of this bark-clad tower
    Confidently, he put two fingers to his lips
    Whistling a giant screech that signaled the eclipse
    Animals fled in all directions, their cover blown
    All except one, and one alone
    It was a rat-like creature, short, but fierce
    With two sharp teeth that undoubtedly could pierce
    It climbed out of the tree and onto his shoulder
    There wasn't an act that could have been bolder
    I could see now that it was no ordinary rat, that it was of unique heritage
    As Joseph proclaimed to me that as far as Rattatas go, his Rattata was in the top percentage


    Age

    You should not allow yourself to become complacent in your old age
    Only you have the power to take action
    Utilize your time on this earth
    Just take a chance, just this once
    Uncertainty is the plague that fells us all
    Sometimes a little solidarity is necessary
    To make the right decision
    Logic is still imperative, however
    Only a fool would rush into a conflict completely blind
    Solutions will come on their own
    To those who follow their mind and their heart
    Through using both
    Harmony is achieved
    Externally and internally
    Growing in you and through you
    And by uniting the brashness and liberalism of youth with the caution and conservatism of age
    Man becomes fully wise, with all becoming clear with each step toward moderation
    Even becoming aware of what the first letters of every line in this poem spell

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YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

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would read agai.......OH FUCK YOU


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Ahaha, Def, that was awesome

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Kalekemo wrote:
Ahaha, Def, that was awesome

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TOTALLY WORTH IT BY THE WAY.

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DEF I HATE YOU

YOU'RE SO AWESOME

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