AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You sir, have earned my respect.

A lot of people say that puns are the lowest form of wit.

Does that put them at my wit's end?

THERE'S A SMILEY FACE

ON YOUR WALL

IN PINS

Why do women have small feet?

So they can get closer to the kitchen sink

What started feminism?

An unlocked kitchen door

I thought this topic was called Bad Jokes, not The Best Jokes.

Fuck

I just just used "That seems tacky" too

Why did the heavy beat the scout to the intelligence?

[spoiler]he was russian[/spoiler]

for those of you who don't get it

[spoiler]RUSSIAN and RUSHING[/spoiler]

Also a really bad one my friend told me

"Wanna hear a joke?"

[spoiler]Women's rights[/spoiler]

KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?
[spoiler]I'm going to kill your family[/spoiler]

I am so bad with women that when I go on the internet the adverts say: "There are no women in your area for you"

Apple have released a new product aimed at women, called the iRon

Away from home? Miss your family? Buy a sniper rifle, youll never miss them again

i want to know what he did to have all the things sound like that
Roundabouts 2L15 and all that

Set the language to English (Pirate)

The language link is all the way at the bottom of the Facebook page right next to the copyright thing

Zang

So a man walks into the doctor's office and says the the secretary, "I'm invisible."
So the secretary says to the doctor, "There's a man out there who says he's invisible."
So the doctor says, "Tell him I can't see him now."


A man walked into a doctor's office with a banana up his nose.

The doctor said, "You're not eating right."

How do you fix a broken dishwasher?

[spoiler]You slap her.[/spoiler]