AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted, but they are subbed in French.

I wish I could get a damned job already

granted, but you must wake up at 12:00 AM in the morning.

I wish my arms didn't hurt, but I still have arms.

....that's no big deal to me.

Your arms no longer hurt because all feeling and ability to use them has left you, but you still have them.

I wish my civics class would GTFO

Through a horrible mix up your Civics class is discontinued.
In fact, Civics itself no longer exists.
You're elected president 2 days later... by accident
You have no clue what you're doing and the U.S. of A. is nuked in the 37 minutes you're in office
WAAAAAAAAAAY TO GO!!!!


I wish a bucket of bacon!!!!

Granted. I ate it.


I wish i could only get perfect grades without trying or cheating.

Granted, but you fail at everything else.

I wish I had Team Fortress 2 for the PC and a good PC to play it on.

Granted.

But you're grounded forever.



I wish my hair would stop curling out on one side and curling under on the other. BE EVEN, DAMMIT. *ocd*

(My hair does that too!)

Granted, but you have no hair.

I wish it were about 5 degrees cooler in this room.

Granted, but the knob to the thermostat falls off and it keeps going to random temperatures.

I wish I had TF2 and Steam.

Granted, but steam.exe and tf.exe will always crash

I wish I had a mini nuke

Granted, it's in your stomach.

I wish I had a better video card in my laptop.

Granted, but then your laptop overheats and melts into lava.

I wish I had more ambition.

Granted, But you destroy the world

I wish I had a laptop that doesn't turn off when playing games

Granted, but it turns off just as you are about to save an important document.

I wish I had a cooling pad to go under my laptop.

Granted, but then your laptop becomes frozen solid.

I wish that teenagers were less lame.