AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I prefer chocolate prisoners.

Then that makes Cori the last Mook.

Did someone say choco--oh. Yeah I'm a mook. I'm just here for the food.

*proceeds to steal the entire shrimp platter*

Hey, you already ate all of Giraffe's crab cakes, give those back!

So... do I get to shiv someone?

Because I like cutting people.

I cut 'em reaaaaaaal good.

But man, I really wanted a shiv yesterday to kill Turbo myself after all of that so we'd know for sure. I was really worried about whether we were going to hit the innocent and let the wardens overpower us with sheer numbers, but luckily it never came to that.

fuck you could shiv me i guess if nobody wants to lynch me

i mean it's not like the mafia can really kill me at night

so shiv me, hang numberplay, shoot misterme7

also misterme7 is the private eye

and the only one i can betray at this point you guys really should have come to me when i had juicier info

Aww..... But now I don't have anyone else to visit at night. :C

Anyway, let me what we're doing and I'm down with it.

Marc, I'm going to need my lacy lingerie back now. Please tell me you kept it clean?

Alright, I'll shiv you.

I never did it with a man in a bulletproof vest before.

You know, you guys are terrible wardens if you're just willing to let yourselves die rather than being fired.

Oh, don't worry, it was across the room and on the floor before anything could get on it.

Huehuehuehuehuehuehue

They're just very committed to the job.

So, does that mean we end this here?

whatever

So when do all of the typical prison takeover shenanigans start?

I have an urge to rape some land and pillage some people...

so

are we gonna go ahead with the lynchings and the stabbings and whatever or are we just gonna say we did and actually not

I guess we can wrap this up.
Prisoners win, the wicked wardens of the west are dead, yadda yadda yadda.