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Badfish
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Grrrl, you're so fine. I don't care about the fact you have a penis.
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Superior Bacon
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I shit in my pants, can I get into yours?

Worst pick up line ever y/y?

"Defecating in pants" with "getting into pants"? Sorry, they're not related to each other enough to constitute a pick-up line in the first place. You'll never Not get with a girl with that kinda line!


I didn't make that one up, so. *shrug*

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There's a time and a place for them. The time is never. You can figure out the place on your own.

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After my snake unleashes its poison in you, do you mind if I suck the poison out?
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scebboaliwiw wrote:
After my snake unleashes its poison in you, do you mind if I suck the poison out?


Uh, gay?

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This may have been said already earlier in the thread but its one of my favorites.

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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That's a man, baby!

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Leoj wrote:
This may have been said already earlier in the thread but its one of my favorites.

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

FFFFF

I'm so glad I could contribute to this thread.

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Do you speak many different languages? Because you look like you're from the Tower of Babe-el.

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If you were a math class, you'd be fine-ite math.

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Grrl, if you were a school subject, you'd be FINEsics.

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Are you an architect? 'Cause you've erected something in my pants.

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I see you need your prescription of Badfish to be filled.

Please insert this into the mouth and after 2-4 minutes swallow contents.
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Grrl, if you were a controversial financial policy, you'd be government babeouts.



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I lost.

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Do you like theoretical physics? Because I do believe that my unstoppable force is heading straight towards your immovable mass.

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