AWKWARD ZOMBIE

usually not funny
It is currently Sun Sep 14, 2025 6:42 am

All times are UTC - 5 hours




Post new topic This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.  [ 3958 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30 ... 264  Next
Author Message
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 6:33 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm
Posts: 10836
i only shower when i leave the house


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 6:34 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:11 pm
Posts: 13741
Location: Succulent pork between two toasty buns.
Well if you buy frebreeze you won't have to.

_________________
Game Angel wrote:
I have a penis but I'm not 100% sure it's a penis

ImageImageImage


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 6:34 pm 
Offline
Executive Producer
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jun 06, 2010 2:04 pm
Posts: 5051
Location: Gaur Plain
Rainstorms don't count.

_________________
Character is what you are in the dark.
1461-6648-8346


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 6:34 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:11 pm
Posts: 13741
Location: Succulent pork between two toasty buns.
Don't listen to him Nachal, they totally do.

_________________
Game Angel wrote:
I have a penis but I'm not 100% sure it's a penis

ImageImageImage


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 6:35 pm 
Offline
No face
User avatar

Joined: Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm
Posts: 13531
Only if it's acid rain. Sear the dirt away!

_________________
Stuff goes here later.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 6:37 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:11 pm
Posts: 13741
Location: Succulent pork between two toasty buns.
Use wetnaps to wipe away the obvious dirt, if the rain hasn't done that for you already, and use frebreeze for any bodily odors.

_________________
Game Angel wrote:
I have a penis but I'm not 100% sure it's a penis

ImageImageImage


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 6:59 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:47 pm
Posts: 731
Location: bakabakabaka
my grandpa just scared away this door-to-door salesman away with his farts

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 7:00 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:11 pm
Posts: 13741
Location: Succulent pork between two toasty buns.
Oh that's great.

_________________
Game Angel wrote:
I have a penis but I'm not 100% sure it's a penis

ImageImageImage


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 7:01 pm 
Offline
No face
User avatar

Joined: Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm
Posts: 13531
What'd he do, bend over and grab his ankles while yelling, "LOCKED AND READY."

_________________
Stuff goes here later.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 7:04 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:47 pm
Posts: 731
Location: bakabakabaka
nah when i answered the door he came to see who it was and just started ripping it

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 7:07 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:11 pm
Posts: 13741
Location: Succulent pork between two toasty buns.
Did the guy even try and stay to sell his product or did he just leave?

_________________
Game Angel wrote:
I have a penis but I'm not 100% sure it's a penis

ImageImageImage


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 7:11 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:47 pm
Posts: 731
Location: bakabakabaka
he said thanks or something and left
i kinda feel bad for him

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 7:33 pm 
Offline
how much is a score
User avatar

Joined: Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:12 am
Posts: 9905
Location: Not France
My nipple rash is starting to act up again, shit

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:21 pm 
Offline
Riku's other favorite
User avatar

Joined: Mon May 02, 2011 10:07 pm
Posts: 10357
Location: disregard my location
Clyve wrote:
Sometimes this thread isn't terrible.


Mr. Mander wrote:
My nipple rash is starting to act up again, shit


Nevermind.

_________________
-K-
Image
.
ImageImage


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:33 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Mar 02, 2012 4:16 pm
Posts: 129
Location: Easthampton MA
I seriously can not pop this pimple on the bottom of my nostril on the side of my face. I feel like I am going to pick it til its destroyed my face >.<

_________________
Image

Oh really...


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.  [ 3958 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30 ... 264  Next

All times are UTC - 5 hours


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group