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Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

The Willow Witch wrote:

why are the bouncers not sitting around shirtless and dancing to cool beats?

We don't have a ghettoblaster to produce said fresh beats.

Wry Bread · **Posted:** Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:15 pm

Well... You could always ask Marcato if he'll dole out some fresh jazzy tunes for you.

Dire · **Posted:** Sat Jul 14, 2012 9:01 pm

Here's your goddam music!

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

BurntToShreds · **Posted:** Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:33 pm

I am waiting for my blueberry muffins.

Not Malum · **Posted:** Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:40 pm

Here you go sir, I assure you, they're delicious, despite their appearence~
And don't eat the bow it's not edible.

Rinoko · **Posted:** Sun Jul 15, 2012 12:12 am

Wry Bread wrote:

Well... You could always ask Marcato if he'll dole out some fresh jazzy tunes for you.

Are you

asking me to work for these people? ;_;

Wry Bread · **Posted:** Sun Jul 15, 2012 12:14 am

Oh, well, I mean, uh

You know

You are handy with a trumpet???

BurntToShreds · **Posted:** Sun Jul 15, 2012 12:33 am

Malum wrote:

Here you go sir, I assure you, they're delicious, despite their appearence~
And don't eat the bow it's not edible.

Okay. I will just put the bow on my dog when I get home. :3

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

Madican wrote:

Yesssss

Darkin · **Posted:** Sun Jul 15, 2012 8:58 am

I'll have another Tentacle Surprise. Extra Tentacle.

BurntToShreds · **Posted:** Sun Jul 15, 2012 3:20 pm

Hello. I would like a cup of green tea, please.

luroberto · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:09 pm

I have unwittingly stumbled upon an insane asylum where everyone thinks their in a cafe.

Oh dear lord. I think I like it.

Wry Bread · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:24 pm

[If you think that's bad/good, try the place across the street, pal.]

[It's... it's totally not underhanded advertising if I'm just lazily animated waving from across the street.]

luroberto · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2012 7:20 pm

Well, since I'm here, do you anything yaoi related?
It seems like you would, considering I just saw a request for tentacle rape in a cup.

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