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So, my laptop is having power issues, and my High School sends me a new laptop. It's better in that the processor is an Intel Centrino Duo, so my brother wanted to see how well a PS2 emulator ran on it. I told him no. I am starting to move away from emulators and getting more into freeware games. So you know what that little (older than me) shit-stain does in the middle of the night? He takes my computer and downloads the PS2 emulator. I discover the thing in the morning, yell at my brother, and delete it immediately. This is basically the same thing he did with the Donkey Kong game earlier.

Later, I'm making cupcakes for dessert tonite, and my brother brings up the PS2 emulator. We get arguing a little bit, and he says, "...Then I won't tell you where I hid the emulator." I thought I deleted it. Wrong, he hid the real emulator somewhere on my computer. THAT rustled me off. At first I thought he was just invading my privacy and doing what I told him not to. No, HE'S HIDING SHIT ON MY COMPUTER. So I yell at him enough to get him to delete the stuff off of my computer, and he doesn't want me to tell my parents. I am still in limbo about telling them, but if he does it again, I WILL tell.


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It can't be that hard to find where he hid the PS2 emulator he probably hid it in Program Files, WINDOWS, or My Documents


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Blackmail and extort.


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It can't be that hard to find where he hid the PS2 emulator he probably hid it in Program Files, WINDOWS, or My Documents


He actually hid it in the "My Videos" folder, which I have basically nothing in.

@Airigh: I would, but I'm already starting to get over it. That kinda sucks with me, because my anger doesn't really carry any weight.

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Idiots, elitist pricks, idiot eletist pricks, and those violent fans of [insert thing here] that will kill you if you say something about what they're a fan of.

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Old people.


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Old people.


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HE'S HIDING SHIT ON MY COMPUTER.


5 step plan:

1. take laptop
2. hit brother repeatedly over the head with it. or somewhere else if you'd prefer.
3. when asked what happened to your broken laptop, say it got run over or something.
4.????
5. PROFIT!


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That Gila Monster living in my basement.

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HE'S HIDING SHIT ON MY COMPUTER.


5 step plan:

1. take laptop
2. hit brother repeatedly over the head with it. or somewhere else if you'd prefer.
3. when asked what happened to your broken laptop, say it got run over or something.
4.????
5. PROFIT!


Hmmm... he is over there, not suspecting a thing...

Ah, yes, but you are forgetting what happens to my brother. People will be interested in why he is in sudden pain.

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Dzone wrote:
impmon08 wrote:
Dzone wrote:
HE'S HIDING SHIT ON MY COMPUTER.


5 step plan:

1. take laptop
2. hit brother repeatedly over the head with it. or somewhere else if you'd prefer.
3. when asked what happened to your broken laptop, say it got run over or something.
4.????
5. PROFIT!


Hmmm... he is over there, not suspecting a thing...

Ah, yes, but you are forgetting what happens to my brother. People will be interested in why he is in sudden pain.


fell down the stairs?


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Dzone wrote:
impmon08 wrote:
Dzone wrote:
HE'S HIDING SHIT ON MY COMPUTER.


5 step plan:

1. take laptop
2. hit brother repeatedly over the head with it. or somewhere else if you'd prefer.
3. when asked what happened to your broken laptop, say it got run over or something.
4.????
5. PROFIT!


Hmmm... he is over there, not suspecting a thing...

Ah, yes, but you are forgetting what happens to my brother. People will be interested in why he is in sudden pain.


Don't even look up from what you're doing, and shrug.


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The fact that most boys in my school are Narutards and Yu-Gi-Oh idiots and think that subscribing to Shonen Jump makes them "cool".
Most of them think they can draw and make crappy comics with NO Puncuation and NO Spelling. Most of the word ballons are just lines leading from the words to the characters.
Also the black kids think they're "gangsta" and can cuss when there are no teachers around. I also hate how peole in my class hate me just because I keep a list of people who were talking and cussing between the transitions between subjects.


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Dzone wrote:
impmon08 wrote:
Dzone wrote:
HE'S HIDING SHIT ON MY COMPUTER.


5 step plan:

1. take laptop
2. hit brother repeatedly over the head with it. or somewhere else if you'd prefer.
3. when asked what happened to your broken laptop, say it got run over or something.
4.????
5. PROFIT!


Hmmm... he is over there, not suspecting a thing...

Ah, yes, but you are forgetting what happens to my brother. People will be interested in why he is in sudden pain.


Don't even look up from what you're doing, and shrug.


I love how people I barely know are helping me plot revenge against my brother. Mwahahahahahaha! I love the internet.

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My piece of shit slow booty computer pisses me off.

Can't download WoW shit, can't listen to music, can't turn the fucking thing on without having to wait a bajillion years. Evern transfering everything to my new external harddrive to make the bitch run faster is gonna take until I die, which probably won't be

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