AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Zach Telmar: chell, guys. do these EVER make sense?
Ferret Buccaneer: no
DeucetheFanFan: no
Ferret Buccaneer: that's why they're fun
DeucetheFanFan: I think the dough is done mixing

BeamSwordJuggle (8:33:36 PM): You is girl.
Ferret Buccaneer (8:33:38 PM): blame Dook

Ferret Buccaneer (9:32:25 PM): maybe Fauche will find this interesting'
Ferret Buccaneer (9:32:27 PM): HERPES
feoremar@hotmail.com (9:32:30 PM) has left the room.
Ferret Buccaneer (9:32:33 PM): guess not

Ferret Buccaneer (9:40:08 PM): Zach is not bi
Ferret Buccaneer (9:40:11 PM): he is AMBISEXTROUS
Ferret Buccaneer (9:40:13 PM): you fools
DeucetheFanFan (9:40:13 PM): brb gotta take trash out

Zach Telmar (10:04:42 PM) has left the room.
BeamSwordJuggle (10:04:43 PM): As in, regurgitate sick, not awesome sick
Zach Telmar (10:04:44 PM) has entered the room.

DeucetheFanFan (10:08:58 PM): OVEN
Ferret Buccaneer (10:08:58 PM): yes

DeucetheFanFan (10:08:59 PM): BRB
Ferret Buccaneer (10:09:00 PM): porn

Me:
Hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Tell me your name first.
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
I thought your name was Chuck Norris.
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Because Chuck Norris IS god!
God:
That makes sense to me. And god is Chuck Norris.
Me:
No you're not.
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
I'm quite serious.
God:
I believe you.
Me:
Do you?
God:
Yes I do.
Me:
Then in the power invested in me, I declare you husband and wife!
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
Oh.
God:
Gosh!
Me:
Good golly, I'm a real boy!
God:
Thanks for the compliment. A little kid? he...
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Pie.
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
You have the answer to everything.
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Because.
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
I know.
God:
How do you know it? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about the answer to everything. But I did not get that.
Me:
?
God:
How do you know it? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about the answer to everything. But I did not get that.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:

God:
No problem.

[10:06:00 PM] Dark says: penis
[10:06:02 PM] lyra says: That is a space ship

[7:48:54 PM] ololobeamswords says: MY LEGS ARE WALKING AROUND BY THEMSELVES
[7:48:54 PM] lyra says: YUM
[7:48:57 PM] ololobeamswords says: wat
[7:48:57 PM] lyra says: ...wat
[7:49:00 PM] StickFly says: wat

[8:31:19 PM] ololobeamswords says: http://www.jimmyshangout.com/images/roadkill.jpg
[8:32:36 PM] Ka Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom says: |:
[8:32:47 PM] StickFly says: |:
[8:32:51 PM] nomnomnom says: |:

[8:51:24 PM] ololobeamswords says: I'M STILL ALIVE
[8:51:56 PM] StickFly says: STILL ALIVE
[8:52:02 PM] StickFly says: THIS WAS A TRIUMPH
[8:52:13 PM] Ka Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom says: I'M MAKING A NOTE HERE
[8:52:14 PM] Felix says: CAKE OLOLOLOL

[11:05:24 PM] Ka Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom says: stop being suck a idiot

Yeili: How do you be classy in bed? Wear a monocle?

[5:33:27 AM] Trevor Hawks slofkosky says: Wait a minute, I forgot to fuck something.

Me:
Hello god.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is not important.
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
It's not important.
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
I don't know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Do you like apples?
God:
Apple computers are cool.
Me:
No, apples as in, the fruit.
God:
Are you serious? Adam's Apple, Newton's Apple, Apple Computer...
Me:
A fruit apple.
God:
What is it?
Me:
A type of fruit.
God:
fruit apple is a type of fruit. I suppose that makes sense.

sherlockkitty (10:10:50 PM): you can't beat the classics
Ferret Buccaneer (10:10:57 PM): I can.
Ferret Buccaneer (10:10:59 PM): With a stick.