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When I was 15 I developed this weird red mark on my arm that my mom told me looked like a hickey and it didn't go away for years. Out of curiosity one day I tried to suck on it and several areas of the mark got more red but they never actually bled. What was that thing?

usually when you shave there first time you'll get a rash because the skin's all sensitive and yeah maybe a pimple or a blackhead or something too

keep it a habit though and your skin'll toughen up a bit more so it'll be cool

It also increases the change of ingrown hairs showing up when it grows back in.

I never shave more than just the outer parts, the stubble is way more annoying than the hair is.

i only really have problems with my lady areas where my undies are tight like around the seam of my thigh?? the problem is solved by wearing boxers or these really great undies that don't have any seams or elastic in them and they're made of stretchy silky stuff n____n

I drink 2-3 bottles/cans of energy drinks a week instead of coffee. Sometimes they give me stomach pains and the burns, some brands have a worse effect while others do nothing. Today I made the mistake of drinking two cans and spent most of the past 6 hours trying to calm my stomach down.

It was a lesson, at least.

I think my heart just hiccuped.

So my head feels a bit off today. My mind feels a bit fuzzy, it's taking awhile to think things through, and I feel disoriented if I stand up normally. I got to go a lot slower, and even then I'm just kinda "woah".

I'm perfectly hydrated, I've eaten, and I'm getting slightly better as time goes on, but it's still really weird to be this off. Could it be that I just slept wrong or something?

My teeth are getting less pointy and a lot flatter at the ends. Is there anything I can do to counteract this?

stop eating.

i think it's a pretty normal thing to happen? but if you're really concerned you could ask your dentist i guess. i could either be just a natural thing or you're eating something that's fucking your enamel. chewing on pens and stuff like that can sometimes mess your teeth up.

I went to the dentist a few weeks ago and she told me I probably grind my teeth in my sleep, so I have to wear a mouthguard for a while until I somehow subconsciously stop grinding. (I wake up to find it spat out on my bed, though, so I dunno how effective it is, haha.)

Maybe that's what you're doing?

Also I started the pill last week and it's going a'ight so far. Also-also, my pharmacist and doctor both told me that waiting 30 days before having sex is bullshit and that you're pretty much good to go a few days after you take it (although they recommend a week). I plan on getting the arm implant later, but I have to see how much my insurance would cover.

A lot of the time when I walk, it feels like there's something stretching in the bottoms of my feet. Like a ligament or something? It feels like it's close to tearif whenever my toes are extended by pressing them on the ground.

Nothing bad has happened because of it yet, but it's kind of weird. Any idea what the issue my be?

I get that sensation too. I heard that it's more likely to happen when you wear shoes with no arch support, so your arches start to fall. Try wearing shoes with better support?

I had this feeling in my left foot because of complications during a surgery when I was 9, where my tendon was damaged and ended up shorter after healing up. Try this: stand on your heels and see if all of your toes stay stretched. I can't stand on my heels without my left big toe and second toe bending downwards. You could ask a chiropodist/ podiatrist (I don't know which word is the right one!) about it, if you're okay with the possibility of ending up with orthopaedic insoles.

My wrists occasionally hurt when I'm doing bench presses. That normal?