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Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

Gryewolf wrote:

Just go with the ever handy "it"

Funny, because in spoken Finnish, everyone is an 'it'.

So I do in fact call people 'it' on a daily basis.

TerraChimaera · **Posted:** Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:02 pm

Cori wrote:

I am equally squicked out by both scat fetishes and watersports.

Ick.

Scat is downright disgusting. It's the only thing I know people have a fetish for that I simply do not understand how or why they do.
Watersports... slightly less gross, but... i-it's just water, I guess, if you think about it. Th-that's yellow.
Why are fetishes even a thing

Exeres · **Posted:** Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:05 pm

Cori wrote:

watersports.

Ick.

I thought you actually meant, like, jet skiing or surfing.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:08 pm

Surfing makes me so hard you don't even know.
Don't even get me started on marco pollo.

TerraChimaera · **Posted:** Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:13 pm

Gryewolf wrote:

Don't even get me started on marco pollo.

Don't even mention wakeboarding.
I-I can't even think about it~

luroberto · **Posted:** Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:33 pm

I can't contain myself when thinking about scuba diving.

Turbro · **Joined:** Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:11 am **Posts:** 5475

oh mr. jetski take me now

TerraChimaera · **Posted:** Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:41 pm

It's always awkward at family reunions.
"Hey, [insert name], wanna play Marco Polo?"
"Ooh...~"

Good thing I'm out in the water. Ugh...

bleedingraptorclaw · **Posted:** Sat Apr 06, 2013 4:27 pm

Exeres wrote:

Cori wrote:

watersports.

Ick.

I thought you actually meant, like, jet skiing or surfing.

Yeah no, half the time watersports is just piss play

Edit: so... whenever I hear someone in the bathroom pissing... see Turbo's signature.

Lol, this got strange fast. ...actual pool watersports don't turn me on that much... C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

Though someday I wouldn't mind having sex underwater

TerraChimaera · **Posted:** Sat Apr 06, 2013 4:40 pm

bleedingraptorclaw wrote:

Though someday I wouldn't mind having sex underwater

Oh~
M-Me too. (No this isn't turning into a roleplay *cough*Great Handsome Oppressor*cough*)

What is it with water-related sex that turns me on? I-I just love it so much... .///.

bleedingraptorclaw · **Posted:** Sat Apr 06, 2013 4:46 pm

TerraChimaera wrote:

bleedingraptorclaw wrote:

Though someday I wouldn't mind having sex underwater

Oh~
M-Me too. (No this isn't turning into a roleplay *cough*Great Handsome Oppressor*cough*)

What is it with water-related sex that turns me on? I-I just love it so much... .///.

Doesn't sound like RP, you just sound shy and oddly cute.

Are you aquaries/pisces?

TerraChimaera · **Posted:** Sat Apr 06, 2013 4:48 pm

No, Cancer.
I remember how awkward that was when I found out when I didn't know what the star signs were.

"Hey mom, what's Cancer?"
"A fatal disease, why?"

Can we stop I've been yelled at by Great Handsome Oppressor already for discussing my fetish

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

I haven't yelled, I've asked a question.

TerraChimaera · **Posted:** Sat Apr 06, 2013 4:51 pm

Sometimes I forget I'm 13 and I can't be accepted on the internet for another two years

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

A 13-year-old telling strangers on the internet about what turns him on is simply extremely creepy. I haven't asked you to stop doing so, just to consider what you really are doing here. Do not pretend like I am telling you you are not accepted in this forum. You are. You can post anywhere you want, about anything, as long as it is on topic. I only thought it would be better for yourself to not talk about your 'fetishes', as I think it's not healthy at your age. But it is an advice. Not an order.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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