AWKWARD ZOMBIE

daisies, I missed dildo discussion.

*Looks at your profile pic*
Uh
I don't think you want to be talking about dildos

I was going to post something but wow this thread is a lot more awful than I was expecting.

Christ y'all.

You've been here 3 months and aren't desensitized to my avatar yet?

Turbo, your avatar sometimes makes me forget that you are a dude.

I have.
It's just...
I-I'm scared...

That is part of the fun.

Wait what
You're a dude











oh shit

If there was an AZ bingo card, the center give-away piece would be mistaking the gender of another forumite.

I have to make one of those.
Expect to see it in the social commentary thread at some point in the hopefully not too distant future (hahahahahahaha)

I blame all of you guys for that. 100% of all my avatars have been dude based. I absolve myself of all responsibility for remebering what kind of bits you have below the waist.

That's uncalled for.

my story begins in the 21st century
i took the longest and most painful shit of my life

highlights;
at the start, i realized this was no ordinary shit
it took an insane amount of just like exertion to force the first bit out of the gate and then it didn't get any easier
basically it was slow and really tedious
at one point there was like 6, 7 inches of shit dangling out that wouldn't break off so i had to, with a heavily reinforced bit of toilet paper, break off to allow for the rest to be pushed out
the last bit finally felt like i was normally shitting at last
took about 10-18 minutes in the end

I believe that that method is referred to as "chopping the log"

On the topic of gender confusion, my avatar's Big Macintosh and yet I'm a girl. Don't think anyone's mistaken my gender yet though. Maybe I should change it to something feminine...