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darkraptor
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:02 am 
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*sneeze*
This forum needs a favorite button.
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Shad
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By the way, since I see you reading this thread, darkraptor, could you check your private messages please? Thank you.

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Sollix
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this isnt tumblr. you savour the forums and threads for all theyre worth, not just specific posts.

also Great Handsome Oppressor, saw that dress photo.

nice legs.

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Clearly, this is a growth industry, because it seems as though everybody is either pining for - or thinking about buying - a dragon dildo.

And, apparently, owning just one is not enough.

There is cheddar to be made here.


Could probably even sell them to the military as 'designer batons' or something, i.e:

"Tired of beating your enemies to death with any old baton? Try a dragon dildo!
"They're longer, faster, thrustier!
"Guaranteed to knock your enemies unconscious with one fell swoop!
"Don't waste time! Order now while stocks last!
"Don't fail your privates! Equip them with only the best in dragon dildo military hardware!"


Spot the puns.

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Shad
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Thanks! Maybe I'll shave next time. (There probably won't be a next time oops)

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Sollix
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shave em for funsies.

Just do it man.

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TerraChimaera
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Yeah, yeah, yeah
How about I just leave this thread altogether

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bleedingraptorclaw
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Guess I need to either stick to the computer or remember my password ^^;
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Shad
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Ah, if you can't remember your password, I can change it for you. Send me a PM! :)

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Sollix
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They cann re send or reset your password. just ask one of the proletariats.
ninja'd by Great Handsome Oppressor.

fuck i just wanna be helpful

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bleedingraptorclaw
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Sent. And ahhhh nosebleed again.

Almost typed in booty.
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Gryewolf
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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
Thanks! Maybe I'll shave next time. (There probably won't be a next time oops)

Don't use a razor or it'll grow back all itchy.
Just burn it off.

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SaintCrazy
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My stomach has been suspiciously rumbling all morning.

Listen, body, either be sick or not, I'm tired of the suspense.

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luroberto
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Dick pimple ahoy!

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SaintCrazy wrote:
My stomach has been suspiciously rumbling all morning.

Listen, body, either be sick or not, I'm tired of the suspense.

Haha, oh god. I spent all last night bent over a bucket because I felt like I was going to throw up

Never happened, of course.
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