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darkraptor · **Joined:** Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:10 am **Posts:** 9

got up anyway cuz had to pee. omnomnom waffles and goldfish

also, it WAS a horse member I wanted, til I saw the price...

Sollix · **Posted:** Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:38 am

I'd get ahorse cock just to say "Oh hey I have a giant rainbow horse cock. your argument is invalid."

I mean like, my roommate has a vibrating banana dildo. I want a horse dick.

darkraptor · **Joined:** Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:10 am **Posts:** 9

hehehe, I'd get a small, dark blue one. odd color for a horse, but whatever..... andI just ate a banana, ironically.

Sollix · **Posted:** Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:43 am

it sits under our Loft mascot, Armand the Clay armadollo.
how cool would that be. A clay armadillo with a rainbow dick.

man that'd be sweet.

darkraptor · **Joined:** Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:10 am **Posts:** 9

o.O .....kinky~

Sollix · **Posted:** Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:46 am

not even kinky man.
it would just sit there beside Armand. and our Obama bobblehead. and her guitar.

Her banana is still in the package

eventually i strive to have an entire collection of dildos and various sex things. just cause i can.

darkraptor · **Joined:** Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:10 am **Posts:** 9

I think just one dildo/vibrator would be enough for me, when I get the urges and by bf isnt around :/

Kamak · **Posted:** Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:49 am

Gotta catch 'em all.

Doormaster · **Posted:** Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:50 am

[Citation Needed] wrote:

Coming from someone who is plagued by nosebleeds every time the seasons change

whyyyy

that feel

I know it

darkraptor · **Joined:** Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:10 am **Posts:** 9

heh.... naughty pokemon...

Sollix · **Posted:** Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:55 am

darkraptor wrote:

I think just one dildo/vibrator would be enough for me, when I get the urges and by bf isnt around :/

i posess one.
I want a domesticated herd of dildos.

I doubt D-vid will aprove but w/e my dildos not his

darkraptor · **Joined:** Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:10 am **Posts:** 9

ROFL dildo herd.... oh god the mental images. sentient sex toys.......@.@

TerraChimaera · **Posted:** Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:57 am

darkraptor wrote:

heh.... naughty Cockfighting Society...

Ooh~

Not that I would need a dildo anyway.
I could buy one just to have, like Egoraptor does (In the Game Grumps intro video you can see it on the upper-left on his shelf)

Sollix · **Posted:** Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:59 am

darkraptor wrote:

ROFL dildo herd.... oh god the mental images. sentient sex toys.......@.@

The world will fallt o me and my arm of raging spurting dildos and other sex toys.

i shall rule.

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

TerraChimaera wrote:

Not that I would need a dildo anyway.
I could buy one just to have, like Egoraptor does (In the Game Grumps intro video you can see it on the upper-left on his shelf)

Wait 'till you're of age first.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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