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Superior Bacon
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Hey, how you doing? Good, good. Hmm...

Hey, turn around for a sec.

No, all the way.

Weird.

No, it's just... I thought angels had wings.


I can't believe someone actually fell for this.

I'm not saying they fell for it.


Oh, nevermind then >>

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Plasma
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Bacon wrote:
I shit in my pants, can I get into yours?

Worst pick up line ever y/y?

"Defecating in pants" with "getting into pants"? Sorry, they're not related to each other enough to constitute a pick-up line in the first place. You'll never Not get with a girl with that kinda line!
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Grrl, if you were a Zelda character, you'd be FINEbeck.

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Lolita
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Grrl, if you were a Zelda character, I'd have sex with you all night long.

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Badfish
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Grrrrrrl, I have a gun.
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Riodsey
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Grrl, if you were a Power Ranger character, you would be FINEster

Took the last 30 min to come up with that one.

And I blame Trenny.

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Trennicus
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Grrl, if you were an Awkward Zombie forum member, you'd be FINE-icus.

(Also, it's all Water's fault because he's awesome)

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Lolita
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Grrl, I want to be inside of you.

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I'm so hungry right now I could eat you, baby. Don't worry, I'm not a cannibal. ;)

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Trennicus
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Tasty.

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Grrl, if you were a Zelda character, you'd be FINEbeck.
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Grrl, if you were one of the Able Sisters, you'd be Babe-le.

Yeah I'm not so proud of that one

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Lolita
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Grrl, if you were a movie character, you'd be Babe.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice! Hi, I'm Myk.

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You look like my second wife.
And I've only had one.

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