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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 2:40 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 3:17 pm 
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It's oddly formal. A general, "That was fantastic," or anything along those lines, works a lot better.
That one in particular is a favorite of mine.

I would accept "thank you" though. Ive gotten it twice and while it was unexpected it did not really feel wierd or awkward. I mean I rendered services you needed, sometimes for free. I SHOULD get more thank yous.
I understand that, but for me sex is too much of a reciprocated effort that it would strike me as odd for one person to thank the other afterwards, unless that person had specifically requested something beforehand. Sex shouldn't be one-sided enough for one person to thank the other. (Note that I'm not saying your sexual encounters are one-sided efforts on your part, I'm speaking in general terms.)

(Also I should disclaimer this by saying that I understand there are times where one partner just wants to spend time pleasing the other without getting much in return.)

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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Opened up Facebook, was met with a picture of a guy pressing his naked body against a shower room glass.
No, the penis was not obstructed in any way and was very much visible if a bit blurry thanks to the being on the other side of the glass.

The guy and his friends have posted plenty of barely-clothed photos in the past, but this takes the cake. It was put on Facebook by his friend though, because the guy in the photo wasn't the one who added it, he was just tagged in it.

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i just heard it's weird to say "thank you" after having sex. i always thought that was normal!

i think i can understand why it's weird but i'm not really grasping it

i feel really silly
It's oddly formal. A general, "That was fantastic," or anything along those lines, works a lot better.


That one in particular is a favorite of mine.

I would accept "thank you" though. Ive gotten it twice and while it was unexpected it did not really feel wierd or awkward. I mean I rendered services you needed, sometimes for free. I SHOULD get more thank yous.


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My personal favorite is after 4-5 min hearing "can we go again?!"

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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Opened up Facebook, was met with a picture of a guy pressing his naked body against a shower room glass.
No, the penis was not obstructed in any way and was very much visible if a bit blurry thanks to the being on the other side of the glass.

The guy and his friends have posted plenty of barely-clothed photos in the past, but this takes the cake. It was put on Facebook by his friend though, because the guy in the photo wasn't the one who added it, he was just tagged in it.


There's one reason I don't do Facebook. Or get shitty friends who can cost me things like employment or promotions.

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...yeah, that could end up nasty, now that I think of it. Having your work buddy/boss as your Facebook friend and pics of your naked friends ending up on their wall.

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fuck i need to take a shower on tuesday but i really can't be bothered

What?

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Nachalnik wrote:
fuck i need to take a shower on tuesday but i really can't be bothered


Wait uhh
That's over two days from now

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