AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I think after this I need a break.

Song went on break and asked for: Milk and a Mont Blanc. You get steamed milk topped with froth and sprinkles too.



Madi requested: Cherry Danish and Banana Chocolate Shake.


Vealin gets: Neko-neko cupcake topped with white ganache, choc sprinkles and dark chocolate ears; a sugoi smoothie consisting of alternating layers of strawberry and banana, topped with banana flavoured star sprinkles and strawberries; and finally a kawaii burger.



For Sandwich we have: Grape Hippo tart, with a porcelain pie hippo.



Stranaton gets: Tea with cream and sugar, and a blueberry muffin.



Burnt ordered: Mocha and Chocolate Crepe.

Excellent! But I must give my first compliments to the waitstaff

Everything is so mis-sized.

If they're small we'll just call them Loli sized. They look so great, Dire! You're doing amazing as always!

Oh, and also, can I have some suggestions for names of sweets and things that I'll put on the menu? Otherwise, they'll just be nameless and have a regular name like "Banana-Chocolate Shake", which isn't bad but I like how creative people can get with food names.

Currently we have:
The Kira Special (Glazed Holes)
Sugoii Cookies (Sugar Cookies)
Chocolate Murder (I think this'll be a chocolate mousse?)
Kawaii Kreme (Coffee with cream, sugar, and milk)
Super Sugoi Smoothie
Pigeon Blend Coffee
Tentacle Surprise Mocha
The Willow Witch Thrust (A shake, though I'm not sure what it'll be made of)

Wow they look delicious
I save the cupcake for wry
because she's awesom

I still haven't been served.

Ohh, thank you! It's so cute and delicious looking. I'll save it for after dinner! Speaking of, I should get on drawing up some orders for our thread although I can't match Dire's impeccable work.

It looks amazing!

...

I'll accept this challenge!

...With a french toast muffin please.

Okay Marc, one Wanker's apple pie: with cream and ice cream.



I'm gonna take a break now. While on break I think I'll have an iced coffee- no cream, and a fresh cream filled lamington.

I make the best goddamn muffins. Dire just knows how to draw them right.

*ring* *ring*

Hello this is a message from your Manager.
If I don't see any action in my cafe when I come back I'm personally revoking everyone's cute maid dresses.
We need more action people! I've been gone for a week and you've all been sitting around and making funny noises (besides Dire and Angel).

We need customers people! Wheres my menu, wheres my entertainment, why are the bouncers not sitting around shirtless and dancing to cool beats?

If you guys let the hippo diner get more customers and attention then us I'll be very ashamed.

*click*

We haven't been getting much service either

I placed an order and I'm still awaiting for this.

I would like some blueberry muffins, please.