AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Except, you know, you'd either have to hand over the absent member's account to another person, or you'd have to obviously say "hey guys, Sol can't play, so El Great Handsome Oppressor is going to take their place."

And if they were a simple townie/cowboy there'd be no need to replace them. All they would do is vote. And 1 vote pretty much isn't going to matter in the long run, not with the way votes go in these threads.

I also believe Kamak to be the real Sheriff because his night 2 investigation was on Flicky, who he claimed the real Sheriff should investigate. Bear has so far only investigated G-Man, Sol and Me. He accused Flicky during the events of day 2 because he didn't believe Flicky was the real Sheriff. Not really a reason to lynch the other Sheriff when you know yourself to be the real one, is there?

Okay, so he takes their place. But that doesn't reveal their role or anything. It would have worked just fine.

I come back after several hours, and suddenly, WALLS OF TEXT
I change my vote to undecided

ALRIGHT SCREW THIS

*RIPS OFF OUTFIT AND RUNS TOWARDS TREE*

DELOREAN BUS WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE

TO THE CTHULU FUTURRRRRRREEEEEEE

Shit, apparently I have to go to no-internet-town for a few days. Sorry I didn't know sooner.

Strike me down where I stand, D-vid.

E: And I can barely keep up with the chaos in this thread anymore anyway.

Don't ask to get killed. It's not fair to your team.

Flicky, Naive Cop, Town Sided, went insane and jumped into a cactus that he thinks is a "bus" whatever that is. He then ran around shouting "It worked! It worked! Hahahahahaha!" until he fell down and died of dysentery.

Fuck you guys it went so well and now two townies go kill themselves?

E-goat, black clad cowboy, town sided committed seppuku.

Being dead weight ain't fair either.

Evidently, dead miller weight. See you later suckers.

What. The. Fuck.

Here I go thinking townies had a chance this game by taking out Nefarious and then likely the gang boss, when all of a sudden two townies kill themselves and all but hand the game to the mafia.

Why do you even sign up for this game if you're going to ruin it for everyone else?

Well..... that doesn't help us....

Please people. If mafia gets one more person they win. Do not be deceive by Nefarious Bear. We can still win, but now it's a longshot even if we do take him and the gang boss Galaxy Man down.

Game's not over yet. Mafia hasn't won yet.

Do not be deceived by Kamak. Pick the right person to lynch.

So long as you were alive, regardless of contributing a vote, you were a body. With you and Flicky dead, the mafia comes closer to a majority and therefore a win. You chose the absolute worst path for this game.