AWKWARD ZOMBIE

"This is all so odd though. I mean you always hear about people getting married over online games, but have you ever heard about people getting together over playeing each other's game systems?

And a link for people who want to see where it's from. Hopefully I won't get in trouble for linking another comic (that hasn't updated in over a YEAR)

http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?comic=84

maan I miss fanboys

I know. That thing where you read through a whole comic and have to wait like 3 days for the next update? That's like getting slapped lightly.

Reading through the whole thing in 2 hours from start to finish, being left with a cliffhanger in the middle of an arc and that implies the chick might die, and then finding out it hadn't updated in over a year.

I'm sorry, that was like getting whacked in the groin with a stone club being wielded by a giant. It was THAT painful.

It was especially painful since, one time I was on a video game forum, and I met a girl myself.....my ex-fiancee, who was denied immigration and had to leave me through no choice of her own.

I could actually relate with that comic...

but enough on that. Time for the quote.

"Oh god, it's god!" - Garlic Jr in the bad dub of Dead Zone when he first sees Kami.

"The whole bunch of you gotta have a combined wattage of five, maybe less. It's been years, it's scrap metal time!"

"But maybe there are--"

"He's not coming back, pure and simple!"

I SELL PROPANE

Author said hes trying to end it on a high note. That was two months ago -_-

The Three Laws of Robotics

You've got red on you.

"FOR RHEINLAAAAAAANDD-AAAUGH*Explosion*"

It's not the taste, it's the consistency.

Yes.

Also:
Wher ya wants da DAKKA DAKKA?

Emperor Zombie: I'm merely expressing gratitude!
Screw-On Head: Perhaps you might express in apology?
Emperor Zombie: [laughing] Oh no, he didn't! Apologize to you? Pardon me if I say poppycock!
Screw-On Head: Then say it!
Emperor Zombie: Poppycock.
Screw-On Head: You let America down...

Emperor Zombie: You let me down. You went on and on about how sweet the candy was, then told me not to put it in my mouth, and got mad at me when I did.
Screw-On Head: If by "candy," you mean ancient forbidden evil, then yes, I told you not to put it in your mouth.
Patience the Vampire: I think your forbidden evil is fresh as a daisy.
Emperor Zombie: Thank you, darling.


I absolutely love The Amazing Screw-On Head.