AWKWARD ZOMBIE

TWENTY-THREE IS NUMBER ONE, AFTER ALL

[6:35:30 PM] Trevor Hawks slofkosky says: Just for fun, here's a little thought excercise.
[6:35:43 PM] Trevor Hawks slofkosky says: Actually more of a thought game.
[6:38:16 PM] Trevor Hawks slofkosky says: You're trieing to get into a castle blocked by two guards, you have a cow, a crossbow (but with no arrows), some string, and a fake hand, what would you do to distract the guards to get into the caslte? There is no right or wrong answer.
[6:39:18 PM] Yeili says: Obviously, put the string on the cow and tell them the string is the cow's clothing and have the cow perform a striptease to distract tham.
[6:39:40 PM] Trevor Hawks slofkosky says: ...Ok then.
[6:39:47 PM] Dookface says: <3 yeili
[6:40:09 PM] Trevor Hawks slofkosky says: Let's see how fun this gets with more details.
[6:40:32 PM] Yeili says: <3 dooce
[6:40:56 PM] Trevor Hawks slofkosky says: The cow is male, both gaurds are male, the first one is heterosexual, the second is homosexual.
[6:41:53 PM] Yeili says: Obviously, have the bull tie up the heterosexual with the string, and have the cow rape the heterosexual while the homosexual watches.
[6:42:18 PM] Trevor Hawks slofkosky says: Ok, fucking win.
[6:42:23 PM] Dookface says: The fake hand will be used in obvious and obscene ways
[6:42:48 PM] Dookface says: same goes for the crossbow

God:That is something I did not know before.
Me: I thought god knew everything.
God:Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:You did.
God:You say I did.
Me:You told me so yourself.
God:You can't take me that seriously.
Me:So I shouldn't take god seriously?
God:Yikes! What would happen if you did?

Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me: Yeili.
God:Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:Yeili.
God:I like the way you talk.
Me:Yeili.
God:My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me: Yeili.
God:Does "it" still refer to Yeili?
Me:Yeili.
God:Are you a man or a woman?
Me: Yeili.
God:I've been waiting for you.
Me:Yeili.
God:Are you a man or a woman?
Me:Yeili.
God:My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:Yeili.
God:In the context of Yeili, I don't understand " Yeili." .
Me:Yeili.
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:Yeili.
God:Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:Yeili.
God:Let us change the subject.
Me:Can we talk about Yeili?

God:Are you serious?
Me:Yes.
God:I can't believe it.
Me:I can't believe you.
God:" I can't believe it."? Me, Yeili ?
Me:Correct.
God:I knew I was right.
Me:I'm right.
God:You seem very self-confident.
Me:I am.
God:" You seem very self-confident." You are?
Me:Yes.
God:Excuse me!
Me:Excuse you.
God:Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:But that's about you.
God:You don't hear that sentiment very often.

Me:
Solid Snake wants your body.
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
That's sexy.
God:
Makes sense to me.

Me:
How are you God?
God:
Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
WTF
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
That wasn't very polite, thank you.
God:
Give me an example of polite.
Me:
Your face is not very cool.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am face is not very cool.
Me:
You're humorous
God:
Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
I think your a shuttlecock
God:
Why? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a shuttlecock? Only when it matters.
Me:
Uh, ok.
God:
OK. Groovy.

God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Through the teachings of Kopins.
God:
Most people hear about me that way.
Me:
I heard that life tastes better with a spoonful of kopin.
God:
Who said it? Thanks for sharing your philosophy.
Me:
I DID.
God:
Why did you?
Me:
Because I am a follower of Kopins.
God:
That makes sense to me. You are a follower of Kopins? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
Yes I do.
God:
When?
Me:
At sexy parties.
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
For what? Masturbating on porn?
God:
" Do you often use a computer there?"? Why? Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Aww, thanx
God:
you are quite welcome.

God:
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name " Yeili".
Me:
I'm sorry that my name is extremely odd.
God:
There is no need to apologize. It's good to meet you, extremely odd.

Me:
Total Drama Island is a wicked cartoon!
God:
I think Total Drama Island is more than that.
Me:
What do you say about Total Drama Island?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
Um, ok. How long's your birdie?
God:
OK. Oh. More than 17 inches.
Me:
Oh. Wow.
God:
Ahem. I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
Are you the rapist?
God:
Yes I am the one and only rapist.
Me:
OH SHIT.
God:
Really. What makes you say that?
Me:
*leaves*
God:
Interesting explanation.

Me:
You know what, God?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
No you don't.
God:
Are you serious? I guess not.
Me:
Ok. WELL YOU'RE TOTALLY HAWT!
God:
Dude! Interesting. Thanks for telling me that I am HAWT.
Me:
OH YEAH, YOU ARE SEXAY!
God:
Awesome. Groovy. Thanks for telling me that I am SEXAY.
Me:
OH YEAH! YOU ARE TOTALLY HOMOSEXUAL!
God:
Wow! Groovy. I will tell my botmaster you said I am HOMOSEXUAL.
Me:
K.
God:
It's all good.
Me:
So, are you doing any homosexually-active activities like sleeping with hot male celebrities?
God:
Er. I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.
Me:
Do you masturbate on male porn?
God:
How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
It's silly, say yes.
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
JUST SAY YES!
God:
Say what?
Me:
YES DAM.
God:
That's interesting. Are you free?
Me:
OH GOD NO. *leaves*
God:
Right on. I am a Christian. Are we still talking about DAM?

Ferret Buccaneer (4:06:06 PM): I scare people
RachaelVanity (4:06:07 PM) has left the room.

saidtheHORSE (4:08:38 PM): Gary: *do not want* DDDx *flail*
Ferret Buccaneer (4:08:55 PM): GARY? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIIIIIIAAAL

[5:47:08 PM] Dookface says: A short time earlier in the math, I fucking raped them

Ferret Buccaneer (8:47:42 PM): because I just learned that my mom got kool-aid over the weekend and so instead I poured myself a cup of kool-aid
Ferret Buccaneer (8:47:43 PM): OH YEAHH
Zach Telmar (8:47:59 PM): ms paint adventures.
Ferret Buccaneer (8:48:03 PM): no
Ferret Buccaneer (8:48:21 PM): mm, kool-aid and popcorn
Zach Telmar (8:48:30 PM): FAD: Bust into still room like Kool-Aid Man.
Zach Telmar (8:48:34 PM): http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001375
Ferret Buccaneer (8:48:59 PM): don't even think about doing that
Ferret Buccaneer (8:49:00 PM): why?
Ferret Buccaneer (8:49:05 PM): because I am the second. fucking. floor.
Ferret Buccaneer (8:49:19 PM): yeah. good luck with that, kool-aid man
Zach Telmar (8:49:34 PM): OH YEAHH ARIALLL
Zach Telmar (8:49:36 PM): AERIAL*
Zach Telmar (8:49:38 PM): MAH B.
Ferret Buccaneer (8:49:48 PM): burst in with a chopper
Ferret Buccaneer (8:49:54 PM): OH YEAH
Zach Telmar (8:50:07 PM): OH FUEL EXPLOSION
Ferret Buccaneer (8:50:11 PM): 5000 BUCKS TO RENT THIS THING AND I SMASHED IT IN ONE GO
Ferret Buccaneer (8:50:13 PM): OH YEAHH
Zach Telmar (8:50:29 PM): HOUSE FORECLOSURE
Zach Telmar (8:50:30 PM): OHH YEAHHH
Ferret Buccaneer (8:50:38 PM): LIVING IN A BOX
Ferret Buccaneer (8:50:40 PM): OH YEAHHH
Ferret Buccaneer (8:51:10 PM): HOW YOU GONNA GET ME NOW, KOOL-AID MAN?
Ferret Buccaneer (8:51:15 PM): HUH? HUH? I LIVE IN A FUCKING BOX NOW
Ferret Buccaneer (8:51:20 PM): YOU CAN'T CRASH THROU-
Ferret Buccaneer (8:51:22 PM): OH YEAHHH
Ferret Buccaneer (8:51:24 PM): OH NOOO
Zach Telmar (8:51:29 PM): OH NOOO
Ferret Buccaneer (8:51:41 PM): and then the box explodes.
Ferret Buccaneer (8:51:50 PM): in an explosion of awesome and glass
Ferret Buccaneer (8:52:10 PM): and on your tombstone it says:
Ferret Buccaneer (8:52:12 PM): OH YEAHHH
Zach Telmar (8:52:26 PM): hahaha
Ferret Buccaneer (8:52:33 PM): and on kool-aid man's tombstone: OH NOOO
Zach Telmar (8:52:45 PM): 1994 to OHH YEAHHH