TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)

bleedingraptorclaw · **Posted:** Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:49 am

First post today and first post from me in this thread... also page get apparently.

Sooo... I took a dump earlier that for some reason made my eyes water really bad.

I was reading the entire thread and there was a mention of Bad Dragon dildos. I really want one now >_>

Also I keep picking roughly at my nose to make it bleed, I feel like a masochist.

I think that's all the TMI stuff I have to say for now...

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:51 am

Coming from someone who is plagued by nosebleeds every time the seasons change

whyyyy

bleedingraptorclaw · **Posted:** Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:04 am

Minor blood fetish, I guess.

Edit: is $70 too much for a dildo? ._.

TerraChimaera · **Posted:** Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:45 am

Jesus Christ

It's just a huge plastic dick
It shouldn't cost that much

DoNotDelete · **Posted:** Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:52 am

Depends what variety you want them in.

You can get gold-plated ones.
You can get ones with settings that can hit a 10 on the Richter scale.
You can even get dragon-themed ones.

*GASP!*

No word of a lie I have seen them made out of glass!

Be careful how you sit on that one, madam!

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:53 am

For a while whenever I wake up I feel incredibly sick.
I go to the bathroom to do my hair and I end up hacking up these really chunky loogies and sometimes I end yup throwing up afterwards. If I blow my nose it seems to be a bit bloody, adn then my stomach starts to hurt and I can either get gassy, or start throwing up again.
Goddammit every morning.

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

TerraChimaera wrote:

Jesus Christ

It's just a huge plastic dick
It shouldn't cost that much

It's a work of art!
You uncultured swine!

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:13 am

Meat you are one of the biggest works of art on this forum

darkraptor · **Joined:** Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:10 am **Posts:** 9

*is bleedingraptorclaw, just registered a different account for 3DS usage* errrrr, yeah... wish it would vibrate :/ ... its from bad dragon, I guess their stuff is particularly expensive...

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

Gryewolf wrote:

Meat you are one of the biggest works of art on this forum

My meat certainly is.

darkraptor · **Joined:** Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:10 am **Posts:** 9

daisies. I want meat now. the food kind that is. but I dun wanna get up x.x

DoNotDelete · **Posted:** Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:29 am

darkraptor wrote:

*is bleedingraptorclaw, just registered a different account for 3DS usage* errrrr, yeah... wish it would vibrate :/ ... its from bad dragon, I guess their stuff is particularly expensive...

The mark up on their stuff is ridiculous; I doubt the materials used cost anything beyond $5-$10, depending on the model (a gigantic whale member is obvs. going to need more material than something smaller).

Of course they're marketing to a limited um... 'user group' so I guess that in some way excuses the cost - and also how they can get away with charging so much.

It's frightening how much I know about this kind of thing considering I don't own any of these unmentionable devices.

Valbrandur · **Posted:** Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:30 am

DoNotDelete wrote:

It's frightening how much I know about this kind of thing considering I don't own any of these unmentionable devices.

Suuuuuuuuure.

DoNotDelete · **Posted:** Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:31 am

Hahaha!

Sollix · **Posted:** Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:31 am

their didldos are really too expensive.

Its kinda stupid, really. Like i dont wanna pay over a hundred bucks for a giant spurting rainbow horse cock.

just saying

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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