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Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

Holy shit I don't think I've ever had such a sweaty back. I simply walked to the store and back, it wasn't too hot or anything and I had to take my shirt off when I got home because the entire backside was drenched.

SaintCrazy · **Posted:** Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:54 pm

I hate when I spend a decent amount of time pooping, go back to what I was doing, when my stomach's all like OH HEY GUESS WHAT IM NOT DONE, time to go back

keegster2 · **Posted:** Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:01 am

So, my dog crapped in the living room. And I stepped on it. Thank goodness I was wearing socks.

Cynical Slob · **Joined:** Sat Dec 15, 2012 9:55 pm **Posts:** 597

princess brothel wrote:

Cynical Slob wrote:

you haven't REALLY lived if you've never gotten a boner from someone just sitting on your lap

one time a girl sat on my lap when I didn't even have a boner and was like "woah I can feel your penis"

protip don't sit so close to the crotch if you don't want awkward penis feeling

one time a girl sat on my lap and I knew I was getting a boner and I was like "woah get off my penis"
I don't think she heard me because she continued to sit there
Suddenly the dick did grow and her eyes did glare

SaintCrazy · **Posted:** Sun Mar 31, 2013 6:20 pm

I just realized, my period came exactly on time. 4 weeks to the day, yesterday.

The pill is magic?

Dire · **Posted:** Sun Mar 31, 2013 7:25 pm

It regulates your hormones so your lady bits become clock work. It should also lessen the severity of your period, reduce pain etc.

It's pretty awesome so long as you're not one of the few people who have side effects such as moodiness and weight gain.

SaintCrazy · **Posted:** Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:14 pm

Yeah, when I first got it I spent like the whole day reading the package to learn how it works. It's pretty cool.

Then again I an a biology person so it wasn't Greek to me.

The Willow Witch · **Posted:** Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:21 am

I've had cramps all day that haven't amounted to anything.

periods suck.

Omnithea · **Posted:** Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:24 am

The writing for Willow's periods has gotten stale. This is the same plot as the last five episodes.

Kamak · **Posted:** Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:25 am

Is the WGA protesting again?

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

They just need some new blood.

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:50 am

Got those shits that are all soft and burn like hellfire on the way out

help

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

I can't eat anymore and I'm worried this is going to be a long term thing.

It's already been a week and I still can't eat properly.

Cynical Slob · **Joined:** Sat Dec 15, 2012 9:55 pm **Posts:** 597

tapeworms, baby

The Willow Witch · **Posted:** Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:25 am

Everything is so itchy

eyes are itchy
nose is runny
scalp is itchy

I am clawing my eyes out

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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