AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The Great Deku Fairy Feeder.

Pole dancing.

Your sig completes every word you say.

Sasha.

Natascha.

The Sword of Night.

penis

Dick.

One-eyed Willy

The "Air" Shaft.

The Milk Maker.

this reminds me of a poem by carol ann duffy
Ladies, for argument's sake let us say
that I've seen my fair share of ding-a-ling, member and jock,
of todger and nudger and percy and cock, of tackle,
of three-for-a-bob, of willy and winky; in fact,
you could say, I'm as au fait with Hunt-the-Salami
as Ms M. Lewinsky - equally sick up to here
with the beef bayonet, the pork sword, the saveloy,
love-muscle, night-crawler, dong, the dick, prick,
dipstick and wick, the rammer, the slammer, the rupert,
the shlong. Don't get me wrong, I've no axe to grind
with the snake in the trousers, the wife's best friend,
the weapon, the python - I suppose what I mean is,
ladies, dear ladies, the average penis - not pretty...
the squint of its envious solitary eye...one's feeling of
pity...

I think we've been indulging ourselves with too many dicks.

I can't wait for the dick hangover to start.

A gay guy flirted with me at the bar and it was a really nice self-esteem boost. I feel so pretty now.