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Hey, how you doing? Good, good. Hmm...

Hey, turn around for a sec.

No, all the way.

Weird.

No, it's just... I thought angels had wings.



I tried this one once. Cutest reaction ever. ¡Buena Garantía!


Dude awesome! You are sure to get almost any chick with that one!


I sure would be flattered if someone did this! :oops: :D
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Have you heard the Good News?

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Have you heard the Good News?


Most women like men?

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Hey girl, turn around for second.

Aw yeah. Marco check the sphincter out. Prime cut.


What's this topic about again?

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Grrl, if you were a Pokemon, you'd be Finetales.

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Water stop it, a man can only have so many orgasms before he turns into dust.

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Water stop it, a man can only have so many orgasms before he turns into dust.
This is my favorite pickup line.

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This.

Grrl, if you were a transformer, you'd be Optimus FINE.







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I shit in my pants, can I get into yours? :awesome:


Worst pick up line ever y/y?

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Grrl, If you were a virus, you'd be the FINE flu.

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The force is strong with this one...

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Come with me and I'll cause sexy time in your pants...

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Ame no Akai wrote:
Hey, how you doing? Good, good. Hmm...

Hey, turn around for a sec.

No, all the way.

Weird.

No, it's just... I thought angels had wings.


I can't believe someone actually fell for this.

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