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Kamak · **Posted:** Thu Sep 06, 2012 7:40 pm

I shower everyday in the hopes that someday I'll England a job.

Tetrunes · **Posted:** Thu Sep 06, 2012 8:37 pm

Norway my lips should be this waxy AUGH nothing has texture anymore

Fauche · **Posted:** Thu Sep 06, 2012 10:40 pm

I Canada have a shower if I wake up late, or else I'll Mississippi the bus.

Kamak · **Posted:** Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:01 pm

I Arkansas what you did there.

The Idiotic Oracle · **Posted:** Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:34 pm

[Insert Fail] wrote:

I would suggest waiting until the end of your cycle and seeing if the discoloration persists, assuming that the discoloration is the only thing that concerns you and you aren't having any sort of discomfort/pain outside the normal period cramps. If you are having abnormal pains, then you might want to ask your parents about taking you to the doctor.

yeah the only pains im experiencing are the usual pains i have when im on my period- uterus cramps and gas buildup in my gut. i fart and poo a lot when im on my period. and like i said, i always get diarrhea on my period, so the discoloration is the only thing im concerned about.

Mr. Mander · **Posted:** Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:17 am

The itch on my chest has involved into a small rash above my left nipple. I really hope it goes away soon.

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

i just heard it's weird to say "thank you" after having sex. i always thought that was normal!

i think i can understand why it's weird but i'm not really grasping it

i feel really silly

creakyAccordion · **Posted:** Fri Sep 07, 2012 12:50 pm

Ame no Akai wrote:

A peach looks good with lots of fuzz
But man's no peach and never wuz
Burma-Shave

YCobb · **Posted:** Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:19 pm

Ugh I feel like I might throw up
But it's a weird 'I might throw up,' one that I've associated with carrots since childhood.

It stopped years ago why do I suddenly feel it now
I only had one carrot
no
stop

[Insert Fail] · **Posted:** Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:51 pm

Nachalnik wrote:

i just heard it's weird to say "thank you" after having sex. i always thought that was normal!

i think i can understand why it's weird but i'm not really grasping it

i feel really silly

It's oddly formal. A general, "That was fantastic," or anything along those lines, works a lot better.

Omnithea · **Posted:** Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:54 pm

Nachalnik wrote:

i just heard it's weird to say "thank you" after having sex. i always thought that was normal!

i think i can understand why it's weird but i'm not really grasping it

i feel really silly

We're just so used to saying/hearing "sorry" that we don't understand the concept.

Not Malum · **Posted:** Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:44 am

OF ALL TE DAYS TO GET SICK MY BODY CHOSE FRIDAY
I'm sitting in front of the toilet trying not to throw up, and my back hurts like fuck and I can't move it a certain way. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING.

TheOtherMC · **Posted:** Sat Sep 08, 2012 5:57 am

[Insert Fail] wrote:

Nachalnik wrote:

i just heard it's weird to say "thank you" after having sex. i always thought that was normal!

i think i can understand why it's weird but i'm not really grasping it

i feel really silly

It's oddly formal. A general, "That was fantastic," or anything along those lines, works a lot better.

That one in particular is a favorite of mine.

I would accept "thank you" though. Ive gotten it twice and while it was unexpected it did not really feel wierd or awkward. I mean I rendered services you needed, sometimes for free. I SHOULD get more thank yous.

The Willow Witch · **Posted:** Sat Sep 08, 2012 10:43 am

The muscle damage on my left arm hurts like fuck to sleep on.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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