AWKWARD ZOMBIE

>Roll again compadre.

>You swing your hatchets at the encroaching assailant, but he jukes them with ease, managing to get close. He lunges at you with his daggers.
Roll to dodge.

I guess 18 is my lucky number.

>You dodge the lanky fellow's easily and he stumbles forward leaving himself open.
What do you do?

>Hit him in the back of the head with your hatchet.

>You step forward and raise your hatchet high above your head, swinging it down,it makes a wicked whistle. Imp man hits the ground like a bundle of sticks. The big beefy one left takes one last look at you and books, scrambling up the slope. You take a look behind you. There's splashes of blood and a dropped weapon or two but not much left from the skirmishing pirates and spec ops. A groan rises from behind a tree. You check and find one of the armored guys, nursing a rather nasty gash. What do you do?

>Take a seed from inside your gourd, jam it into his wound and decapitate him.

>You approach the man leaning against the tree. The wounded soldier guy sees you and backs against the tree, hyperventilating and generally wiggin' out. The glassy obsidian helmet reflects a dull red glow from your pumpkin. Standing before him you pluck a seed from inside your pumpkin. You take a knee, the man clearly not wanting any business with you pulls a sort of sword seemingly out of thin air. But before he can react you plunge the seed into the wound and decapitate him in one swift motion.

STAGE COMPLETE!!

You have acquired:
Sword of Temporal Distortion

Shit, man, that sword sounds like one hella weapon.

Yup, I got some plans for that thing. Fatehehhhh's up next so yeah, we'll start tuesday if that's cool with you.

If this dies I will be incredibly disappointed.

Can we skip fatehhhhh, because he never posts

Let's wait until saturday
If he doesn't post, skip him