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"Wait...you just acknowledged my usefulness in this journey."
"Yeah."
"And you weren't being sarcastic?"
"No."
"Or planning to follow that with some kind of insult?"
"No..."
"So you can stand me."
"...Whatever..."

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Cortes: My crew was as carefully chosen as the disciples of Christ, and I will not tolerate stowaways. You will be flogged. And when we port into Cuba to re-supply, God willing, you will be flogged some more. And then enslaved on the sugar plantations for the rest of your miserable lives.
Miguel: Alright, Cuba!

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This just PROVES that it is best to hunt landmines with a hammer.


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DESTROY US ALL

DESTROY US ALL

DESTROY US ALL

DESTROY US ALL

DESTROY US ALL

DESTROY US ALL

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"YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL."


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BANANA wrote:
DESTROY US ALL

DESTROY US ALL

DESTROY US ALL

DESTROY US ALL

DESTROY US ALL

DESTROY US ALL


I'll have the chicken, please.

DESTROY US ALL

DESTROY US ALL

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YOU, YES YOU, CAKE OR DEATH?

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[20:54:03] George: fun fact: I have only seen my friends dads dick


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YOU, YES YOU, CAKE OR DEATH?

My friend made me watch that whole show like a month ago. Freaking amazing. "When I grow up, I want to put babies on spikes."

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Avengifier wrote:
WouldYouKindly wrote:
YOU, YES YOU, CAKE OR DEATH?

My friend made me watch that whole show like a month ago. Freaking amazing. "When I grow up, I want to put babies on spikes."

"I CLAIM THIS LAND IN THE NAME OF THE UNITED KINGDOM"
"wait you cant do that, we live here"
"DO YOU HAVE A FLAG? thought not"

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[20:54:03] George: fun fact: I have only seen my friends dads dick


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"...Ciao." 8)

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"The point is you're on your own now, and I don't have enough time to tell you everything you need to know. So here's a few brief pointers: Invest in real estate. There's no such thing as a permanent record. Always eat breakfast. All the girls on the internet are actually dudes. And you should never, ever, buy the extended warranty on anything. EVER. Also, chicks like it when you tell them they're pretty, but they also like it when you're kind of a dick to them. So mix it up a little."

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"You stay.

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Why, Firestorm? ;_;

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This just PROVES that it is best to hunt landmines with a hammer.


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"Your move, punk"

"You're coming with me, dead or alive."


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"Your move, punk"

"You're coming with me, dead or alive."


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I WAS JUST WATCHING THIS


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