AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Here's a hint:

Thank you DnD, I was looking for a image like that.

No worries buddy.

DND is rad

Falcon... POUND'T

When I want to put two halves of an oreo together but the cream comes off with the oreo...shell, or whatever you want to call it.

-Random strangers who decide it's fun to pick to pick up the short person carry her around. I will fucking deck you if you do that.

-TWILIGHT MOMS

I now feel the overwhelming urge to pick you up.

People who say they'll be there for you, then you find out they've moved the next day.

What the bloody balls.

Woman.
Edit: Grammar. Women*

What woman would that be?

Oops.

Yesterday was a bad day for stupid lazy people at work.

This 13 year old girl came up to me telling me that the locker ate her loonie (dollar coin to you non-Canucks) and asked me what she should do, so as polite and as professional as I can I told her that she'll have go to the customer service desk which would have been a 30 second walk. But she instead threw a little fit because it was "too far" away and stormed out of the mall.

And later that day the ambulance had to be called because a mother was too lazy to walk 10 feet to a ramp with her stroller and decided to cart the stroller up some stairs, and the handle broke, and the kid ended up getting a huge gash on it's head and possibly a concussion.

If your willing to put your child's life in danger because you couldn't be bothered walking an extra 10 feet, then you shouldn't have kids.

/rant

"Us" and "Them" mentality with users and moderation staff.

God daisies this guy is pissing me off.

A little thing I like to call 'anti-prejudice' pisses me off. Lemme explain before you start firing at the racist. Prejudice pisses me off just as much as anyone else, but then there's some people who feel that the only way to not be prejudiced is to do something specifically to include minority groups. Just for the sake of them being a minority group. And they then insist on pointing it out. HEY LOOK WE PUT A BLACK GUY ON OUR PRODUCT SO THE BLACK PEOPLE WON'T BE ANNOYED. THERE'S NO OTHER REASON FOR IT.

One example that stands out for me is this:
I dunno if it ever actually went ahead (I was reading an article from about 2004, and I live nowhere near London), but the empty statue stand in one of London's big squares - possibly Trafalgar, I forget - was to be filled with a statue of a disabled pregnant woman called Alice. Who, correct me if I'm wrong, hadn't done anything other than be disabled and pregnant. And female.
Now I don't know about you, but I can only imagine that the meeting to decide the statue was something along the lines of "OMG THERE'S NO DISABLED/PREGNANT STATUES AROUND, AND NOT MANY OF WOMEN. FIND A DISABLED PREGNANT WOMAN SO THEY DON'T GET ANGRY."

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for equality. But when you're including someone in whatever project, let it be for their own talents and skill, not because you think someone might get annoyed if you don't.