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Um, you didn't make a wish.




I wish I didn't feel so sick, so I can still go out later

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Granted, but you're dead tomorrow.

I wish I made a wish so tales could reply.

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Granted. The wish is erased due to a time paradox caused by me wishing my wang were bigger yesterday.

I wish my wang were bigger yesterday.

Ohhhh.


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Granted. By your gay now.


I wish i had a present for my cousins birthday.

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Granted, but it turns out to be one of your prized possesions.

I wish people knew the truth about tentaspies.

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Granted, the cease to exist.

I wish Sailor Moon were here.


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granted, but she's now dating another guy.

I wish I had a Link hat.


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Granted, it gives you lice and dandruff.

I wish my room and my bathroom would clean themselves.


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Granted, but after they cleaned themselves they messed up the rest of your house.

I wish my hair wasn't so fuzzy.


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Granted, now your hair is very sharp, and you cut your finger.

I wish I had time to read all the books in my bookshelf.

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Granted, but you find that you despise all of the book's plots.

I wish my friend would call me.


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Granted, but they call you to tell you that they don't like you anymore.

I wish my eevee would evolve into umbreon.

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Granted, but then it is really weak
I wish I could find a cool new wall paper for my computer.

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Granted it gives you a bug.

I wish my cats would stop fighting each other.


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Granted, but they make babies

I wish I wasn't bored right now


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