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YCobb · **Posted:** Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:05 pm

I like cleaning out my ears, so I'm always disappointed when I go to clean them because I never allow enough time for earwax to accumulate.

It's tragic.

Doormaster · **Posted:** Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:12 pm

I produce wax really quickly apparently

Sailor Moon is like, obsessed with cleaning them

Kamak · **Posted:** Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:20 pm

By the power of the moon

she will punish your earwax.

Terraem · **Posted:** Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:48 am

If you clean them too much they only start making more wax, as you need that stuff.

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

I've barely eaten or slept in the last two days

I feel like all this stress is going to kill me

Wilicious · **Posted:** Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:32 am

Nachalnik wrote:

I've barely eaten or slept in the last two days

I feel like all this stress is going to kill me

Why are you stressed?

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:18 am

I am experiencing a case of superpoots

probably due to the entire pizza I ate last night.

digesting that was fun

10% fun, 90% pure unadulterated PAINN

Cynical Slob · **Joined:** Sat Dec 15, 2012 9:55 pm **Posts:** 597

apparently you can get a fatal clot from having a boner for 4 hours

that's really scary

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

Well it starts getting progressively uncomfortable after 1½ hours or so

TheStranger · **Posted:** Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:24 am

CS, did you inject cocaine into your dick?

Tetrunes · **Posted:** Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:27 am

I felt my wisdom tooth breaking through the gumline.

This is a prelude to hell.

Soon there will be pain, then there will be the numbness of a thousand glaciers for the week of fluid food.

This is the end times, I tell you!

Oh yeah, and in order to fix my horrendous upper jaw, I'll need surgery to remove trapped baby teeth and to re-position nearly all of my frontal teeth.

Wilicious · **Posted:** Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:28 am

Need Runes4 wrote:

I felt my wisdom tooth breaking through the gumline.

This is a prelude to hell.

Soon there will be pain, then there will be the numbness of a thousand glaciers for the week of fluid food.

This is the end times, I tell you!

Oh yeah, and in order to fix my horrendous upper jaw, I'll need surgery to remove trapped baby teeth and to re-position nearly all of my frontal teeth.

I hope you have a death star fund.

Cynical Slob · **Joined:** Sat Dec 15, 2012 9:55 pm **Posts:** 597

TheStranger wrote:

CS, did you inject cocaine into your dick?

I may or may not have stuffed 16kg of 'baking soda' in there

SaintCrazy · **Posted:** Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:04 pm

The ladies know what they want, you just gotta provide.

Blitz Walrus · **Posted:** Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:10 pm

jizzing cocaine
ew
sounds like the punchline of a bad charlie sheen joke.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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