AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Whyy are people drinking jet fuel

Rocket farts.

I swear if my period ends up coming a week early I'ma cut somebody.

But it could be a viable explanation for why I'm getting crazy acne and feeling bloated.

Maybe it's just the pill throwing me off, idk.

Period stories always make me extra glad Im a man. Self renewing reproductive system fo life yo

I've been breaking out all over my forehead as of late. It turns all read and itchy but goes away after a cold lonely shower.
And the same things been happening to my legs, they're all itchy and I've been finding a lot of spots that tend to come and go that look like I've been bitten by something and are swollen around that area.

I don't know if I'm actually ebing bitten or what because I don't find any bugs or the like inside the house.

technically uteri are self renewing too but have the added benifit of making you bleed for a week

I thought women only had a set amount and when theyre out, theyre out?

Women have a set amount that's in the hundreds of thousands.

It's more like we have a set amount of time until our bodies give up and quit dishing one out every month.

Late but second.

I jsed to be a shit about my teeth and never brushed.

Now i floss.
Brush and.floss again.
Twice a day.
Erry day

My teeth used to be bad about bleeding. Strong teeth, no cavities, but bad gums. I just brush often and use mouthwash and haven't really had issue since. My teeth are fucked up a bit so flossing is near impossible. I've sheared so many floss bits that I gave up and instead got a wire brush for teeth that does the same effect.

You could also try a water pick.

Or use a pressure washer.

If I had the cheddar to get one i would. they're nifty.





I like having a Jaw, thanks.

Or do it Abercrombie-style and remove every second teeth so your upper and lower jaw fit together perfectly and you can never eat anything solid.

searching for men and having nothing but women show up in the results

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