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Gryewolf
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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I only ever get it if I take too long. And even then it's not usually that much.

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Penises are weird.

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Kamak, are you cuming onto me?

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Are you implying that girls don't have leaky orifices?

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less weird that vaginas

they're bodaciously body holes that shoot children and blood

i mean comparitively dicks are pretty easy to handle

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i was watching this porn video and the lady had a chikorita tattoo on her and i pretty much just stopped paying attention then because all i could think was "OMG POKEMON!!!1"


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Gryewolf
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Oh shit speaking of penises mom found my glow in the dark rubber dick.
It got pretty weird after that.

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Send it to me! She'll never find it here.

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Kamak
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I'm sure.

"weren't you born with a normal penis?"

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Send it to me! She'll never find it here.


No can do. I put it on my face for my squiward impressions so it's pretty important.

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I never get precum when I'm just fapping, only ever when I'm actually having sexy times.

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Oh jeeze I would pay to see that.
A giant dildo nose.

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Speaking of which luro, because I don't remember anyone else here mentioning that they're uncut - does it make a difference to you if a guy is uncut in porn? Like, most western porn nowadays is made in the US so almost all the guys are cut so seeing porn where foreskin is being used to an advantage is a nice change, at least for me. Speaking from a straight perspective here.

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