AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Spiderman?

GUESS I'M NOT LIVING IN QUEENS.

Spiders have never bothered me. I should make a t-shirt that makes it look like I'm covered in spiders. Help me move through crowds. Eh...might be easier to just walk through one of those giant colonies that spring up around weird weather.

If anyone is helping to put together a haunted house this year, I have the perfect decoration. Hang fake spiders from your ceiling mixed in with other stuff to make it cluttered. Confetti, streamers, web, what have you. Make sure the spiders are large and visible. Then throw a couple of these into the mix. Make sure they hang low enough to touch people's heads.

I love those things. Feels so good man.

The effect varies from person to person. It paralyzes me and some others I've met. Some weirdos actually seem to like them. Combine it with arachnophobia though and you might just have to throw some sawdust on the floor of your haunted house.

Well, I won't have to worry about that, as I have a restraining order on Haunted Houses, as well as horror movies.

aww it was fake.

Shelob is nothing compared to Ungoliath, imagine a spider so insane it can wound a god.

*Googles it*

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
NO SLEEP FOR MEEEE.

The weird thing with me, stylized spiders with cool booty shit like the runes and the horns don't bother me too much.

with Shelob and Aragog, they are just big fucking spiders and scare me, while Ungoliath is kinda cool.
Scary in idea, cool looking but still nightmare inducing.
It's complete animosity and slimy looks of the spider eyes that gets me, as well as long spindly legs.

Jesus christ why.

i stared into the abyss and the abyss stared back