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Galaxy Man
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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i'm 90% sure guys don't work like that so

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no i do not

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i'm 90% sure guys don't work like that so

so no

no i do not

precum?

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Galaxy Man
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that's not until after you've started so

it's not the best lube

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I have never actually used lube. It's just been natural to go go go.
Speaking of which, I'm home alone.
...And as I type that someone walks in the door.
FUCK.

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Aw, Dedivax, I thought you put the youtube tags there on purpose. I was laughing my booty off.

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luroberto wrote:
I have never actually used lube. It's just been natural to go go go.
Speaking of which, I'm home alone.
...And as I type that someone walks in the door.
FUCK.

are you one of those guys that cause the misconception to young female yaoi writers that men precum on demand and have enough to share with everyone?

I'm not sure if I want to hate you or party with you.

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Galaxy Man
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i think he said he has foreskin

because that doesn't really need lube depending, because the skin can slide

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Foreskin, and I always thought precum is plentiful. Mine usually is.

You never truly know someone until you know how much precum they make.

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I have none, I thought it was a fanfic myth.

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Galaxy Man
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usually it's a very small amount, almost unnoticable

but it is a thing, and it's one of the many hundreds of reasons why pulling out is not effective birth control

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I get some, just not a lot. Most of the time it's not enough.

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I guess I'm lucky?
This is weird. I always thought everyone just had it gushing.

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So, uh...

You want to share the wealth?

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I've had plenty sometimes, though usually not a lot. And the foreskin probably helps.


This is the shadiest conversation ever.

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What does Great Handsome Oppressor have to do with precum?

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