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Defenestrator2.0
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I WANNA FUCK YOU.

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The Idiotic Oracle
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I WANNA FUCK YOU.
OKAY :pseudo:

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Merlin
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Would you mind if I ejaculated into your birth canal.

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Superior Bacon
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If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

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I am so slow it took me 10 minutes to realize that line.
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Grrl, if you were a song, you'd be Love Potion Number Fine.

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Shovel
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'I must be milk because I want to do your body good.'

Someone tried that line on me once. I thought it was hilarious.

"Hello" has always worked pretty well for me. :awesome:
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Defenestrator2.0
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'Do you want to go to my apartment? I thought you were a believer; someone who would want to blog about our ideals.'

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Reubo
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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
I WANNA FUCK YOU.


...LIKE AN ANIMAL
I WANNA FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE
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SlackerJ
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Would you like to feel the power of my boomstick?

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Badfish
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Reubo wrote:
Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
I WANNA FUCK YOU.


...LIKE AN ANIMAL
I WANNA FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE

YOU THINK THAT I'M THE PERFECT DRUG
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SlackerJ
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/FACEPALM!!!!!!!!!!

LOZ....

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Badfish
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/FACEPALM!!!!!!!!!!

LOZ....


Oh yeah, a girl would TOTALLY fuck you if you said that to her
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Plasma
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Hey baby, I'm a chef and I need someone to help prepare my meat

See, that's something you'd say to a Fluffer, not to someone you want to do.

And if you need a pick-up line for your Fluffer, then you've REALLY failed at life!
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Hey, how you doing? Good, good. Hmm...

Hey, turn around for a sec.

No, all the way.

Weird.

No, it's just... I thought angels had wings.



I tried this one once. Cutest reaction ever. ¡Buena Garantía!


Dude awesome! You are sure to get almost any chick with that one!

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