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PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:56 pm 
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Barkeep, another Vodka 'Pepper on the rocks.

[BurntToShreds places a five in the tip jar. He thinks it's a one though; he can't see well because it's so dark in here and he's slightly inebriated.]

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Comin' right up sir. JEFF GRAB ME ANOTHER COMMERADE PEPPER!
And Spoony...it's just my way.
I'll break your heart Spoony. Don't get too close.

EDIT: HEY JEFF! GET SB A MT. PEPSI! YEAH, ROOM TEMP. I WANT HIM OUTTA HERE FAST AS POSSIBLE, HE'S SCARIN' AWAY THE BUSINESS!

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Fooflyer wrote:
gigoergong wrote:
Hey guys, what did I miss?

shutup and lets dance


safety style


But I cannot dance. :psyduck:

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IT'S SQUIGZOG'S BIRTHDAY.

DOES HE GET A PARTY?

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[spoiler]NAH[/spoiler]

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Bartender! Give me a Scotch, a backup Scotch, and a boiler Scotch. That's a shot of Scotch floating in a bigger glass of Scotch.

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Sure thing budd.
JEFF! YEAH, GET EM' AN OFFICE NOSE-DIVE! NO...NO HE SEEMS pop flyin' ENOUGH. I THINK HE'S JUST HERE FOR THE PARTY...NO YOU TALK TO HIM ABOUT HIS PROBLEMS...NO, BECAUSE I'M NOT VERY EMPATHETIC...WELL MAYBE I HAV--I CAN'T TRY HARDER JEFF. YOU KNOW I HAVE ISSUES...YEAH HE WANTS IT COLD.

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Unbalanced wrote:
Would anybody care to take a free upstanding member of society to the prom ;-;

(No homos)


upstanding members of society can't be choosers.

Come on.

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Dude...you just made your 333rd post almost exactly at 3:33 (on my clock).
You're clearly a witch and I must burn you.

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Barkeep, is there whiskey here?

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Well of course there is. One moment please.
JEFF, NEED A MUG AND SOME FIRE-WATER FOR OUR FRIEND OVER HERE!...WELL I DON'T KNOW...WELL HE LOOKS 21 I GUESS...NO I DIDN'T CHECK..WELL BECAUSE I--NO I DON'T WANT TO GET CLOSED DOWN BUT--OH MY GOD JEFF I'LL JUST DO IT MYSELF. GAWD.
Alright sir here's your whiskey. On the house...because I don't have a cash-register.

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Vaxidd8 wrote:
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Vax.

Vax are you for real.

Now Paul was a real estate novelist
who never had time for a wife~

My father's name is Paul Bishop. He bartended and sang at a bar called The "Rolls Touring Company" and "Holmes and Watsons" in a city called Troy, NY. Joel, at one point very early in his career, before he even became notable, crashed for a while above the Rolls. He got free been and mooched off the clientel and the people who worked there for about a month and left. He later went on to write a song about the bar, and dad, being a prominent figure in the city, was included.


Was he talking with Davey who's still in the navy and probably will be for life?


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Barkeep! I need a Strawberry Margarita, a PANK Squirrel, and a Bloody Mary. All in order, and each drink brought when I finish the previous drink.

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Stu_Pidasl wrote:
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Would anybody care to take a free upstanding member of society to the prom ;-;

(No homos)


upstanding members of society can't be choosers.

Come on.

Well at least all the gays are already called for

(I hope)

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