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I'm still a virgin cause I'd rather save myself for someone I care about and we're both comfortable. Maybe I'm old fashioned. Course, I've had my experience, I used to be a boytoy though I kinda regret that. Leaves you feelin' empty and all.

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I'm still a virgin cause I'd rather save myself for someone I care about and we're both comfortable. Maybe I'm old fashioned. Course, I've had my experience, I used to be a boytoy though I kinda regret that. Leaves you feelin' empty and all.


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I'm not saying it's bad. But he's not a virgin and then peer pressure not from him, but friends and my own hormones. I mean, we're pushing our relationship as it is.

But I think that's because we realized that school ends this week and we live 3-4 hours apart

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Edit: I make this sound like a sexually driven relationship
It's not. This topic just came up one day

While browsing 4chan together

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It should be entirely in your hands really. I feel the girl should have more say in the relationship about having sex than the guy, least for the first time really. I'd take it slow, dorbelle. Wait till your both feel comfortable. Its not as good if it just happens cause one of your is pressured. Friends and hormones shouldn't dictate something special.

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You guys are so sweet ;~;

Also, no razorburn. Yet.

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I swear you guys. Now I feel like a weight if off my chest.

Thanks for that

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No problem dorbelle.


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I try :U

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It's also worth noting that sex usually SUCKS HORRIBLY (and not in the good way) the first time.
Aaaaand a few times after that too.

Yeah, it's generally not a good idea to have sex if it's only once in a very long while.

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I feel the girl should have more say in the relationship about having sex than the guy

Wait, what? What the heck is that meant to mean?! If EITHER person doesn't want to have sex, then they should not be having sex!


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I don't think you understand what I meant, or you didn't read. I said the girl should have more say not the onlysay. Mostly cause a guy is more governed by his hormones than girls are, usually.

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The Big Cheese wrote:
I'm still a virgin cause I'd rather save myself for someone I care about and we're both comfortable. Maybe I'm old fashioned.


Fucking seconded

I actually don't even wanna have sex, I just don't feel any compulsion or need to have sex. I am much happier with a hot chocolate and a cuddle.


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It's also worth noting that sex usually SUCKS HORRIBLY (and not in the good way) the first time.
Aaaaand a few times after that too.

Yeah, it's generally not a good idea to have sex if it's only once in a very long while.
>implying that you of all people know anything about sex

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Have you ever gagged at really bad smells? That happened to me a lot, and it's not just a normal gag either, It's like an "oh god I can't throw up here please don't lose my lunch all over this place" kind of gag. Now I haven't done that recently because I haven't come into contact with really bad smells, but the smell in the bathroom this morning was just so overpowering I could smell it through my mouth or some crazy shit like that when I was trying to hold my breath. At least I was close to a toilet if my gag reflex just decided to give up.

My throat still burns from that putrid stench. I think it was on par with that dorm room across from me with the two guys in it. gag gag gag

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UGH. I hate it when you smell something and it sorta makes it's way to your tongue. And for some reason, it's never anything good like bacon. NO. It's always cat piss or some vomit on the sidewalk.

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