AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Now I know. But one more question remains:

How many colors are there in a Reading Rainbow?

imo Girl shampoo is a misnomer. If it was a girl shampoo it would aut replenish itself and make your hair small bad because it got mat at you for not bringing the trash out


also
Real talk,t he Herbal essences Moroccan oil stuff. Teal bottle.

best shampoo ive ever used.

Yesterday I learned that apparently my voice is kind of androgynous. I had a customer who just could not figure out if I was a boy or a girl and it made me really pop flyin'.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TCkyLhWrCX

Some self test that I don't absolutely hate

augh, vocaroo. :[

I used it once to record myself but hearing my own voice recorded and played back to me makes me uncomfortable for some reason.

Looks like I will never be a movie star.

Sorry i don;t post much but I do lurk this thread constantly.
I just don't have anything worthwhile to add.

going to do this green text style. Because tasteful writing is for smart people.

I had a dream that I was about middle school age and was transitioning and at some summer camp shit.
Stayed with the girls.
All of them send glares of disgust my way
all except one girl
become friends
-some middle parts i cant remember clearly-
eventually fully transition(somehow over the summer)
by this time everyone has accepted me
woke up
realized that it was a dream
cried
cried as I tried to force myself back to sleep

I had fun at work and learned new things and laughed a lot with my roommate made that stupid DIO gif, but somehow
.....today wasn't a good day.

I was thinking about sleeping constantly.
I don't know how I can be pop flyin' and enjoy my friend's company and be passionate about making new videos and stuff and still be so depressed.
It's like I just flip a switch and I'm just pop flyin' now. But as soon as I'm alone I remember who I am, or rather, who I am not.
/rant

Sorry just felt I needed to let someone know.



Also thank you so much Sollix, I was just needing some new shampoo and that sounds perfect.

I like the girl shampoo. It smells the way a girl typically (OMG SEXIST BASTARD) smells, and I like that. Besides, girls typically (THERE IT IS AGAIN) like the smell, too, and I want them to like the way I smell.

Unfortunately at the moment I smell like sweat because I've been working my booty off.

The moral of the story is: it's manly to like girly shampoo.

I know a lot (okay, like 3) of guys that use "girly" shampoo. Honestly the selection seems a lot better and hey, if you like the scent, why not? The typical "manly" smells get old sometimes.

I can only smell shampoo when it's in my hand and right up to my nose. :'[ I never got into perfume because if I can't smell it, why should everyone else???

Not that I ever would have actually gotten into perfume. Something about the idea of using "feminine" stuff like that and make-up just makes me really uncomfortable for some reason. I was getting ready for school prom one night yeeeears ago and all it entailed was straightening my hair a little (this was back when it was so bushy I looked like a spaniel) and then putting on my trousers, blouse and suit jacket. Some relatives came over and said something along the lines of "Oh, a work in progress!" because they thought I was going to get myself all prettied up and that made me feel... uneasy? It's never been in a "EWWW COOTIES GIRLY STUFF" sort of way. I don't even know how to describe it and I don't know why I feel it. I just feel at my most comfortable when I look more on the "boyish" side. @n@

I wish there was a LGBT support group in my town, but I kinda live in Conservativeville, USA. I mean, nobody outright SAYS they hate the gays or anything, but nobody really talks about it either, and there's plenty of bumper stickers to read about how America is going to shit unless you vote for Ben Carson next election.

What was I talking about? Oh yeah. There's no LGBT support group here. I'd really like to be able to talk to a group in person about what I'm going through, but it looks like that won't be happening for a little while. You guys are great, but I'd still like to talk face to face with someone.

pop flyin' post time!

Just ordered some shampoo and some nail polish.

Probably never going to wear the polish outside of the house, but the shampoo will be awesome!
Also Marcy is awesome.

You ordered shampoo? Online? What'd you get that you had to get it shipped?

Not going to the store.
Amazon prime is too convenient.

Amazon Prime is scary convenient.

I fear for the future.

I hear in Seattle, Amazon Prime is starting to offer 1 and 2-hour deliveries.

If the couriers don't have vehicles with "Planet Express" stickers all over, I will be very disappointed.