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If they're not going away even after you've taken medication for a day or two, you should see a doctor.

Guess who hasn't pooped in 3 days?

On laxatives now. And good thing because I'm beginning to understand how sausage feels.

why do back pain meds for injuries near the booty muscles constipate you? Who the hell designed this?

So I've had this bug bite for like, three days now. I figured it was just an ordinary mosquito bite, it itched like one, but its a very low, wide red bump on the back of my leg now and it keeps itching even after this long. It doesn't itch 24 hours a day, just every now and then, but its really annoying.

It hasn't really gone away or gotten any smaller yet. I thought maybe I had just scratched the original bite too hard or something, but idk. Should I be concerned?

You probably just irritated it too much. Put some cortisone on it if it still itches.

God left quite a few of those. If you go too long without food, for example, you get stomache aches...which makes it where food is the last thing on your mind.

It's great.

I'm very bad with mosquito bites, I scratch them so much that the top layer of skin scabs off and it ends up oozing a whole lot.

So lately I've been getting really tired and sleepy in the middle of the day for no apparent reason. Last night I went to bed at 10 and woke up at 6, didn't wake up in the middle of the night or anything, was active all day, and it happened again.

What do, AZ?

Looks like an energy deficit. Are you eating properly?

This thread moves about 100 times slower since poop stories aren't allowed anymore.

I could probably eat a bit better.

Hey kids, it's your old pal Shoolis, telling you that prostatitis totally fucking sucks and that having to go pee every five Goddamn minutes is stupid

I got it again yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

intense abdominal pain yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Oh, also drinking more water helps with that too.

My stomach problems were bothering me again today. Maybe I should start keeping a tally.

Also, just now I drank some water and it made my stomach cramp up. I'm pretty sure my body is staging a coup.

So I gave myself a second-degree burn on my hand today.

No skin penetration, so I'm just gonna ice it and wait for it to heal.

Do not ice a burn, you're only going to make it worse. Wish I'd seen this yesterday.

oh god ice on a burn hurts like holy hell

you're just supposed to run it under cool tap water and put ointment on it



my sister had a lighter explode on her face last week and we were so worried she'd scar but i saw her yesterday and she just looks like she got a sunburn it looks so good ;o; she'll be ok and i'm pop flyin' about that

but omg her son's birthday party was yesterday and her biological family kept making extremely insensitive jokes about not letting her light any candles and shit oh my god i wanted to punch them all. they're all horrible horrible people anyway so being there in general was just waiting for a bomb to go off