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luroberto
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I have a boner that won't go away and perfect place for porn but I'm worried that the combination of lubricants and forskin will make a noise that she will hear.

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luroberto wrote:
I have a boner that won't go away and perfect place for porn but I'm worried that the combination of lubricants and forskin will make a noise that she will hear.


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don't use lube then?

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store ran out of the e45 shampoo i've been using so i used regular shampoo this morning and bodaciously my scalp has gone back to step 1 already

i'm going to have to scrap all this stuff off before college...

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if they've still ran out when i go back into today i have no idea what to do
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A guy in my platoon was dared to go facebattle the most unlikeable girl here and so he did. Next day the military police arrest him and throw him in jail. 4 hours later he's informed that he's charged with rape. He didn't see that one coming

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A guy in my platoon was dared to go facebattle the most unlikeable girl here and so he did. Next day the military police arrest him and throw him in jail. 4 hours later he's informed that he's charged with rape. He didn't see that one coming

I find that both hilarious and sad

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Wait, what?

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I looked up the term "bug chaser."

So...that's actually a thing people do huh?

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I looked up the term "bug chaser."

So...that's actually a thing people do huh?

Damn you for introducing my mind to this concept. Damn you.

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i think it's a form of self harm
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creakyAccordion wrote:
luroberto wrote:
I have a boner that won't go away and perfect place for porn but I'm worried that the combination of lubricants and forskin will make a noise that she will hear.


d

don't use lube then?


Late reply, but it's natural lubricants, if you know what I mean.

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