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YCobb
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:04 am 
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1. Posts about health issues
2. Post about how every post is about health issues instead of bodily functions
3. Post about standard bodily functions
4. Return to health issues within three posts

It's a lost cause

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I took Nyquil and actually slept worse than before. I hate this flu.

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I can't cheat on my diet at all.
I did last night and now I'm really sick.
I am surprised I made it to work on foot.

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My poop was a literal shade of green yesterday.

....I'm pretty sure I didn't eat anything with green food coloring either.

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Things with like blue and even sometimes red food coloring can make your poop green too

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Was out in the field this week making cases for the medics of different battalions. One of the girls we prepared had a crater in her eye and blood everywhere, and we gave another guy a pen in his eye.
How I love being in the medical battalion :awesomeface:

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ah yes the unmanned aerial strike pen

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I can't taste anything.

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That means you're most likely sick/getting sick.

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I know that. It pisses me off. I feel like shit since friday.

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Go to the doctor god babe

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creakyAccordion wrote:
Things with like blue and even sometimes red food coloring can make your poop green too

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Yeah, but Google says your bile is green, so poop can be green when food basically blasts through your lower digestive system without stopping.

Knowing my finicky gut, I wouldn't be surprised if it pulled something like this on me.

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Swallow a hotdog whole and see if you poop it back out whole.

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I would trust my life with Dr. Grey. His hotdog treatment method has saved millions of lives!

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