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[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Sat Mar 16, 2013 7:17 am

Totally just sneezed and cracked open my lips in four spots.

BLOOD

BLOOD RUNNING OUT OF MY MOUTH

LIKE THIS EXCEPT BLOOD

Tammerath · **Posted:** Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:35 am

I smell a Doctor Who watcher

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:24 am

You can tell because they don't shower and smell like Fish&Chips.

Ersatz · **Joined:** Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:52 pm **Posts:** 2278

Eugh, I hate it when my balance is borked for a day. When I woke up everything was spinning around for a while and I still can't move my head without being disoriented. And now I'm feeling increasingly nauseous.

Wilicious · **Posted:** Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:01 am

This gradually went from "TMI thread" to the "I have health and body issues thread" :lol:

Cori · **Posted:** Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:15 am

Wilicious wrote:

This gradually went from "TMI thread" to the "I have health and body issues thread" :lol:

Guess we gotta fix that then.

I pooped today.

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

Sollix · **Posted:** Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:46 am

Cori wrote:

Wilicious wrote:

This gradually went from "TMI thread" to the "I have health and body issues thread" :lol:

Guess we gotta fix that then.

I pooped today.

oh hey,
I pooped last night!

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

I clogged the toilet with my poop last night.

This is not a rare occurrence.

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Sat Mar 16, 2013 3:36 pm

Do you eat trees or something?

TheStranger · **Posted:** Sat Mar 16, 2013 3:41 pm

You either eat too much, or have a serious health problem. Or a really crappy toilet

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

I either eat too much fiber or not enough of it. It's also not really me eating too much but more I don't poop often. It can be several days before I have to do it.

TheStranger · **Posted:** Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:48 pm

That really doesnt sound healthy

Sollix · **Posted:** Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:10 pm

Madican wrote:

I clogged the toilet with my poop last night.

This is not a rare occurrence.

I'm bad with that too

TheStranger wrote:

You either eat too much, or have a serious health problem. Or a really crappy toilet

in my case its shoddy plumbing up in my bathroom. :V It's been like that since forever

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:35 pm

Speaking of bodily functions, for the last two-three weeks I have had to pee so much. Like I had to pee ever hour or so. I have no idea why. It seems to have settled down, but it was really weird.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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