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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 7:17 am 
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Totally just sneezed and cracked open my lips in four spots.

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BLOOD RUNNING OUT OF MY MOUTH

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LIKE THIS EXCEPT BLOOD

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:35 am 
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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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Eugh, I hate it when my balance is borked for a day. When I woke up everything was spinning around for a while and I still can't move my head without being disoriented. And now I'm feeling increasingly nauseous.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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This gradually went from "TMI thread" to the "I have health and body issues thread" :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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Wilicious wrote:
This gradually went from "TMI thread" to the "I have health and body issues thread" :lol:


Guess we gotta fix that then.

I pooped today.

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Cori wrote:
Wilicious wrote:
This gradually went from "TMI thread" to the "I have health and body issues thread" :lol:


Guess we gotta fix that then.

I pooped today.



oh hey,
I pooped last night!

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I clogged the toilet with my poop last night.

This is not a rare occurrence.

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Do you eat trees or something?

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You either eat too much, or have a serious health problem. Or a really crappy toilet

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I either eat too much fiber or not enough of it. It's also not really me eating too much but more I don't poop often. It can be several days before I have to do it.

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That really doesnt sound healthy

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Madican wrote:
I clogged the toilet with my poop last night.

This is not a rare occurrence.



I'm bad with that too

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You either eat too much, or have a serious health problem. Or a really crappy toilet

in my case its shoddy plumbing up in my bathroom. :V It's been like that since forever

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Speaking of bodily functions, for the last two-three weeks I have had to pee so much. Like I had to pee ever hour or so. I have no idea why. It seems to have settled down, but it was really weird.

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