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PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:21 am 
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So a friend and I are entering a friends-with-benefits situation. This seems to happen to me more than is reasonable.
Anyone have suggestions for procuring condoms and other such goods? I'm not terribly keen on asking my parents, if you can imagine.

I remember somewhere there's a website which will mail you them for free, in an unmarked box, so if I can find it I'll let you know.

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We did sharks and unborn pigs in college. We were supposed to do 3 or 4 other dissections but they were cut because of the student strike.
Applying pressure on the shark's head made its eyes bulge out in a cartoony way.
The first part of both dissections were hard for me to stand, especially the pig (we had to make deep incisions from the commissure of its lips to its collarbone, then break its jaw and tear it out along with all of its chest skin) considering it was a cute PANK baby animal. Both once they were all opened, it was ok.
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Only thing I ever dissected was a cow eye. Man, cow eyes STINK
A friend of mine studying in thanatology says most of the smell comes from formaldehyde.

Ewww good thing I dropped biology before I had to do crap like that.


Dissections were actually really neat. Especially the eye. Out of my entire class I always had the smoothest and most precise cuts. After I was done with the lab I'd cut into it some more just to get a closer look at how it worked.

Years later I used that knowledge to understand how LASIK surgery worked, since it shaved off a bit of the cornea so that it would refocus light in the correct way, thus returning my sight.

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oh god everytime i open my mouth to eat my dinner skin in my nose tears and it really hurts!
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YCobb wrote:
So a friend and I are entering a friends-with-benefits situation. This seems to happen to me more than is reasonable.
Anyone have suggestions for procuring condoms and other such goods? I'm not terribly keen on asking my parents, if you can imagine.

I remember somewhere there's a website which will mail you them for free, in an unmarked box, so if I can find it I'll let you know.

http://condomusa.com
Theeere it is.

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They have food-flavored Condoms, you should get those.

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YCobb wrote:
So a friend and I are entering a friends-with-benefits situation. This seems to happen to me more than is reasonable.
Anyone have suggestions for procuring condoms and other such goods? I'm not terribly keen on asking my parents, if you can imagine.

Go to the store?

Oh wait are you underage? Maybe go to a local doctor's office/oncall place where they might have em for free if you ask.

Maybe have an older friend get em for ya or somethin.

pretty sure you don't have to be a certain age to buy condoms? you might get looked at weird if you're really young or look young but other than that i am pretty sure you don't need to be carded for it. kyle looks like he's 15 or 16 and never gets any odd looks/carded for buying em so /shrug

Ahh I guess I just assumed there was an age limit or something because he posed the question in a way that made it seem like he was incapable of buying them himself. But yeah if there's no age limit or anything just go buy some dude. Get something basic and try some new things as you get more into it I guess.

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i am about to start my period and i am horny beyond belief

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ive been eating probiotic yogurt lately.

my poops have never felt better. it feels like im cleansing my system

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This morning after I finished brushing my teeth I gargled with this peroxide mouthwash stuff and spit into the sink.
All of a sudden I had this long string of flem coming out of my throat. I couldn't spit it up or hack it out, hell it was thick enough that I grabbed onto it and tried either pulling the rest out or ripping it off. But even then it wouldn't come out, I ended up dry heaving for a minute before I spat it out, eugh.
Then I blew my nose and it was all bloody.

It was a wonderful way to wake up.

I think this suited the TMI better than minties.

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I keep feeling my heart pound like it's trying to move corn starch through my blood stream.

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says the person who convinced me she was having a heart attack at 2 AM a few nights ago and refused to wake anyone up for a doctor trip

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I was not having a heart attack it was an anxiety attack >:I

Now look you got D-vid all in a Tizzy. Good job turtle.

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Thank god my co-worker finally left.
Not I can take the shit I've been wanting to take ALL DAY
Freedom here I come.

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