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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 7:34 pm 
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gah nooo feeling numb anywhere is fuckin weird and I hate it

Especially since it's so easy to equate with being sick
(obviously not in this case, of course)

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Was cutting out the guts of fishes today, worst thing I've ever done.

At least I learned that this fish species eats sea shells and that fishermen like to leave their hooks in the fishes.


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okay i have learned things

first learned thing: when you a sick, force yourself to eat, because otherwise you'll wake up suddenly three days later with the largest need for food you will hopefully ever have, but still be too sick to eat very many things.

second learned thing: the flu makes me unbearably horny without the breath, strength, or erection to actually jerk off

this is not a fun experience i am having and i hope you all can learn from these "true facts"

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Begin to fap, get text from mom.

What timing.

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Today I cut open my first heart. Just thought you all should know.

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Terraem wrote:
Today I cut open my first heart. Just thought you all should know.

What are you, a surgeon?

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At first my brain skipped "first" and I was horrified.

What kind of heart was it?


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Terraem wrote:
Today I cut open my first heart. Just thought you all should know.

What, like a cow heart like in biology? Or human like in med school?

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Terraem is a secret suave as shit murderer

mystery solved

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Or a douchebag lay.

Gets them right where he wants them, then cuts into their heart.

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A real lady killer (bodaciously)??


EDIT: legit surprised that flushed so easily

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Terraem is a secret suave as shit murderer

mystery solved


Catch me if you can.

It was a sheep's heart for my Anatomy & Physiology class.

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I think I did that as well. Bio lab in college.
The fetal pig was kinda gross though.

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Terraem wrote:
Vax wrote:
Terraem is a secret suave as shit murderer

mystery solved


Catch me if you can.

It was a sheep's heart for my Anatomy & Physiology class.

Thank you Terraem for reminding me that we start dissecting eyes in about a week.

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